Natural Hand Warmer

When you stick your hands in the front of your pants and get hard so that your dick gets warm

I used a natural hand warmer because it was 36° outside

by shacka October 11, 2019

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Indiana Hand Fart

When you fart in your hand and you throw it down your friends mouth.

Jim gave betes a Indiana Hand Fart and he could taste it in his tonsils.

by big_stroker January 16, 2021

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Floridian Hand Grenade

The Florida/Floridian Hand Grenade is the act of pulling the muzzle off of an alligator/crocodile and quickly throwing it either at someone or into the room they occupy.

Man 1: Did you hear about that dude at the fast food drive through? He had a Floridian Hand Grenade and just threw it right in the window.

Man 2: He WHAT?

by SomeDudeTheySaidWouldPutItOnUD February 28, 2021

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Italian hand grenade

An Italian hand grenade is when you pile too much sauce on an uncooked pizza and smack it full force with a spoon.

My siblings angered me, so I blinded them with an Italian hand grenade.

by Theracialrussian April 12, 2024

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Things Just Got Out of Hand

A catchphrase u say when something is about to or will go terribly wrong or weird.

Caleb: did you hear that Orlando is dating lianis!?

John: Things Just Got out of Hand

by Caleb Cummins August 26, 2022

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pink hand

A pencil pusher. Someone who doesn’t get their hands dirty, nor does any form of manual or physical labor. A person with no experience as a handy man.

Person One : “What brings you to the area?”

Person Two : “Well my brothers a pink hand so I’m here doing some maintenance work on his property for him.”

by Weird12u May 28, 2018

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A Sexual maneuver in which the typically submissive partner ingests a copious amount of laxatives and mexican food, inserts a buttplug or anal beads and waits until they bloat. At which point the other person needs to shout "FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!" before ripping out the beads or plug rapidly.

Yeah bro I gave that bitch a Lithuanian Hand Grenade, she fucking loved it.

by Amber-Lover69 January 31, 2022

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