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shower fucked

when your water in the shower goes cold,due to some one else using another tap in your house, which in turn effects your water.
john: i hate it when my mum does the dishes while im having a shower and my water goes cold. friend:dude you were totally shower fucked haha.
by chucknorris vs elton john June 29, 2010
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stumpy fuck

A stumpy fuck is the act of having sex with an amputees stumps by pressing them together and then thrusting between them.
Jason "Oh man i totally stumpy fucked that girl last night!"
Nina "Arms or legs!?"
Jason "Both! We did it hog tie style!"
by Mark/Andrew XC September 14, 2010
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fuck-it phase

A phase that simply means you don't care much about certain things or anything in general.

Usually due to lifes pressures building up that creates a non-defensive mechanism that makes you indifferent.

Not to be confused with someone who's been a loser their whole life or the holidays; it IS a random phase.
Bob to Dick: "Hey man, you've gained a little bit of weight over the last couple months."

Dick: "Yeah, I stopped going to the gym and I just eat and drink whatever I want. I just don't have it in me. I guess I'm goin' through a fuck-it phase."

Bob: "A 'fuck-it phase?'"

Dick: "Yeah, I just don't give a fuck. Don't worry, I'll snap out of it at some point in the future...hey, can you pass the ranch!"
by j. donn May 24, 2010
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Goo Fuck

A derogatory term used to point out the utter stupidity of another person.
Originaly goofy fuck, the term was shortened to goo fuck, by lazy Southerners.
Shortly thereafter other users of profanity discovered total hilarity in associating the words goo and fuck together in one simple expetive.
The sexualy charged,visual imagery inherent in goo fuck has given it traction and has propelled this, once colloquial swear word, to the forefront of contemporary cursing.

Goo Fuck is clearly derivative of other similar terms such as; dumb fuck, fuck head, or fuck wad but, with the added advantage of being really funny no matter how many times you say it.
Hey ya Goo Fuck. Welcome to Mississippi...
or
I voted fer him but now I believe the President is a goddamn Goo Fuck.
by Daidhaid July 30, 2008
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On the fucking roof

To be very, very happy; ecstatic; overjoyed.
"My girlfriend's arse has healed up, so anal is back on the menu - I'm on the fucking roof!"
by Gordon Morrice January 10, 2008
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Chainsaw Fuck

Commonly confused with literally fucking someone with a chainsaw. "Chainsaw Fuck" refers to any zombified like humans that chase you down with a chainsaw. They usually wear a potato sack over their head with one eye hole, and are most notably found in the Resident Evil 5 video game. Its weakness tends to be a shotgun blow to the abdomen and/or head at point blank range or a few magnum shots to the head region.
"Oh shit watch out for that Chainsaw fuck!"

"Shoot that Chainsaw Fuck! He's gonna get back up"

"That Chainsaw Fuck is one nasty fuck."

"I just fucked up the Chainsaw Fuck with my Clint Eastwood magnum."
by John Clitt April 3, 2009
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Awe fuck

Boss: Can you come in on Saturday?
Me: Awe fuck.
by tattlee October 17, 2008
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