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backwards fucking pageantry 

Doing something in a fashion that is over-complex and unnecessarily difficult
Todd Scaggs got the answer right, but the Backwards Fucking Pageantry he employed in finding the answer took 28 extra, unnecessary steps.

Not fucking patriotic enough

You're so horrible at your job you don't deserve your government position.
Alejandro Mayorkas is not fucking patriotic enough.

Autistic Fucking Retard

An individual who plays the autistic card while they themselves, are not autistic at all, but use it to their advantage to attempt to divert things such as prosecutions by the court. These individuals also parade under the disguise of

"independent media" to harass those who don't agree with their antics.
DonTard just cannot abide by his probation order conditions and then goes onto his News Now Canada Independent Media account and breaches them even more, his grandma, Alma Jean Robinson would be so disappointed that her grandson became such an autistic fucking retard.

Very Fucking Confused 

Adam: MY NAME IS “VERY FUCKING CONFUSED,” WHAT’S YOUR NAME!?

Eye Fucking Balls 

What Marine Corps drill instructors say to get the recruits attention at boot camp.
*All hell breaking loose in the squadbay*
Drill instructor: 10…9…8…5…2…1!
Recruits: DONE SIR!
Drill instructor: Hey, Eye Fucking Balls! That little bitch didn’t touch the bulkhead! Run!
Recruits: AYE SIR!

National Fucking Day 

November 25th is a day when you and your significant other have to fuck
National Fucking Day
Person 1: “Hey it’s November 26th you know what that means!”

Person 2: “Oh shit, let’s fuck!”
National Fucking Day by Ø Barreiro November 25, 2023