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Hard Balls

To have Hard Balls , these can be hard as a rock or just harder than usual, usually when in the cold.

It can also refer to someone who does not feel the pain of being hit in the balls, they may have no feeling , or can just tough it out.
Jack - "God I went to the pool and came out with hard balls"

Blake - " I know what You Mean"

Or

Jack - "Jeez, that guy didn't even flinch"

Blake - " Must have Hard Balls"
by Le onion November 16, 2015
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ball gargler

Someone who can suck on your balls while performing fellatio on you.
That prostitute was a phenomenal ball gargler... She sucked my balls clean while my flesh rocket tickled her chorus organ, then I blew my man sauce straight down her throat.
by solder July 29, 2011
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{Ball-shield}

Noun: good friend or acquaintance who deliberately blocks all incoming balls, in gym class.
My best friend Kelsey pushed some girl in view of the ball so I would not get hit. Her big forehead made as a good {ball-shield}.
by Audrey B. April 29, 2008
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smacking balls

when you are so bored at home that smacking your own balls would be considered fun
Dude1: hey man what r u doing?
Dude2: nothing much bro just smacking balls
Dude1: that bored hey? come out tonight if you want

abbreviation: smackin balls
by Elselvor July 11, 2012
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jingle balled

the game where another person hits you in the balls during the hoilday season
by evana hummpalot December 20, 2010
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Blue Balls

When you want some pussy but cant get any.
This story is giving me Blue Balls
by TheDrunkenFROG January 18, 2017
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Balls Meter

A reference to the Scarface video game from 2006. As you sell drugs, kill people, or talk trash to them (i.e. pressing O and having your character yell "Hey fuck you meng!") a meter on the bottom part of the screen, known as the Balls Meter, would fill. Once full you would be temporarily invincible and kill everybody in your path while yelling quotes from the Scarface movie.

In other walks of life you would talk about somebody having a full Balls Meter when they do something manly or badass. This includes but is not limited to an athlete making a ridiculously clutch play, James Bond demolishing everybody at the end of Casino Royale when he thinks Vesper has betrayed him, and professional wrestler Sabu continuing to work a barbed wire match despite his biceps being torn open.
Person 1: Yo did you see Durant's game winner last night?
Person 2: Word man his Balls Meter is through the roof
by A.D. Sellers January 6, 2012
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