by isodyzz December 26, 2020

by Spartan killer April 24, 2016

When someone in the room starts talking about something people were just talking about and "Starts over" the conversation, they win. It is bad to win
Joe: Did you hear about that guy who just climbed everst?
Jim: Yeah he was so cool
Within 5 minutes later
Fred: Hey did you guys hear about the dude who just climbed everest
Jim: Dude we just said that and you were right there
Joe: YOU JUST WON THE FIVE MINUTE GAME!!!
Jim: Yeah he was so cool
Within 5 minutes later
Fred: Hey did you guys hear about the dude who just climbed everest
Jim: Dude we just said that and you were right there
Joe: YOU JUST WON THE FIVE MINUTE GAME!!!
by wordya January 20, 2011

by "not" racist September 7, 2018

This game originated in China where these two guys wanted to feed their family.
The game where there are two rice paddies side by side. The goal of this game is to grow and harvest the rice in the fastest time. HOWEVER, there are rules.
1.You may not steal the opponent's rice to keep your family fed.
2. You may not use growth hormones because that will make your rice look like crap.
3. You may not kick the mud barrier separating the rice paddies in order to ruin your opponent's rice paddy.
Whoever wins gets all the rice that the player and opponent has grown.
The game where there are two rice paddies side by side. The goal of this game is to grow and harvest the rice in the fastest time. HOWEVER, there are rules.
1.You may not steal the opponent's rice to keep your family fed.
2. You may not use growth hormones because that will make your rice look like crap.
3. You may not kick the mud barrier separating the rice paddies in order to ruin your opponent's rice paddy.
Whoever wins gets all the rice that the player and opponent has grown.
Guy 1: "HEY YOU! I CHALLENGE YOU TO THE RICE PADDY GAME!!!!!'
Guy 2: *Troll face* "I guarantee that I will win."
Guy 2: *Troll face* "I guarantee that I will win."
by The Rice Paddy expert :D February 25, 2011

by BaconInspect May 2, 2022
