jack off jill

an amazingly cool band!
wouldn't put em in a genre of music cus theres many they could come under.
basically they just rock!
i heart joj very much <3

i don't want anybody else, when i think about you i touch myself

by ~* CharlooT *~ February 21, 2005

mugging off

to fob someone off with an excuse; to mug someone off and tell them blatant lies

1. i'm busy tonight so i'll mug Dale off with some excuse that i can't see him after work

2. are you mugging me off with an excuse? (questioning somebody's sincerity)

3. you're lying to me. you're mugging off

by incriminati April 24, 2007

Cattin Off

other word for trippin, messed up.

dat nigga was cattin off, thought he could beat me in some nba live 10.

by youngstunna2020 February 6, 2010

lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off

One of the best songs in the world. This song was written by none other than Panic! At the Disco.

quote from the song: "Let's get these teen hearts beating faster, faster, so testosterone boys and harlequin girls, will you dance to this beat and hold a lover close?"

Person #1: "Have you heard that awesome song by Panic! At the Disco?"

Person #2: "You mean 'Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off?' "

Person #1: "OF COURSE! It's my favorite song by them!"

by panicloverforev July 12, 2006

suck me off

Generic term used to show displeasure, or dissatisfaction of something

Bob: "Larry, the cars dirty"
Larry: "Bob. just suck me off"

by Squatdog December 27, 2003

jerked-off

when a jerk gets voted of a reality show

Man that celebrity apprentice when Donald Trump jerked-off Garry Busey was a real great watch.

by Shafty McJonhson October 14, 2011

pis off

a word used by someone who cannot spell but it was the same meaning as piss off.

you can see this on msn:
P1: your mum is so fat she needs to use a whole roll of bog roll for a tampon
P2: Pis off!!!!
P1: retard....

by Mel the seventh daughter of the seventh daughter January 9, 2004