rim job

When a stock's price just touches the 13 or 48 EMAs and heads the other direction causing you to either buy it, or cry that you missed your shot.

I bought options for Tesla on the rim job for a quick 700%!

by senor_ag May 24, 2022

Puppet job

When somebody uses a puppet to jerk you off

Lamb chops was on tv, for some reason I thought about the puppeteer and wondered would it be weird is she gave me a puppet job with the ol puppet

by Tom Nehl February 11, 2022

Platonic Hand Job

A hand job that is done by a friend with no feelings behind it

Friend: Give me a hand job
Friend 2: I have a boy friend
Friend: No No Platonic Hand Job, as friends

by Platonic Hand Job March 19, 2018

J job

When a jester gives you a hand job while telling you jokes and stops when you laugh.

I was getting a j job and as soon as they started neighing like a horse i lost it.

by Jodow69 October 13, 2020

Nc Job

A sexual act when you pour heated BBQ sauce from North Carolina on your lady and let it carmalize and you eat it off her breasts and thighs

Dude Kelsie totally let me give her a NC Job last night , she still has BBQ sauce on her this morning

by Johnathan1976 July 28, 2024

job

Hell. Having a job sucks ass, but another day, another dollar (or blowing off the boss if you are female)

I hate my job

by Mamamiji May 22, 2019

Blow Job

The act of blowing up a cock. Yes it is possible. It may cause a bladder or kidney infection, or possibly a urine track infection. Symptoms are pain in the side of the lower back on the right side. Pain when urinating or even blood in the urine.

"The prostitute charges $500 for the Blow Job."

by Horny Mother Fuckers Love Me! October 10, 2022