Kevin the short kid

Kevin is this one cute ass kid who’s short and has a very small pito:)

Hey look it’s kevin the short kid with a small pito :)

by Ummm nose November 26, 2018

Airing out the kids

Male) To spread your legs in such a manner that you essentially "air out" your balls or "kids"

Female) To spread your arms so that you can air out your boobs

"Why are your legs spread so far?"
"Ahhh, just airing out the kids"

by Xenocideplayer December 7, 2018

fat kid soul

The fat kid that lives inside of you that screams with forceful delight whenever in the presence of sweets or baked goods. Your fat kid soul urges you to consume anything with high caloric content from sugars, demands large bites, and cannot be bothered by plates or utensils. Do not feed the fat kid soul fruits unless they are dipped in chocolate or paired with whip cream.

My diet was going strong this week until my fat kid soul manifested and I gorged myself on a sleeve of thin mints.

by psully June 27, 2019

Maryland Lacrosse Kid

A bitch ass white kid who plays lacrosse and lives the lax life. Typically has long hair and doesn’t cut it so it can go under his lacrosse helmet. A Maryland Lacrosse kid is snotty and sucks ass.

Ryan: Did you see that new kid yesterday

Alex: Yeah he’s such a fucking Maryland Lacrosse Kid

by oeazy April 1, 2019

Plopping kids out

The action of giving birth to a child. It is a word more used for teenagers to describe the body of the small toddler falling out of the mothers vaginal area once the head is out of the cervix. It was first used by Beyoncé in one of her less viewed interviews.

“My mom told me she hated plopping kids out”

“When will Camren plop out kids?”

Plop out=give birth to

by Bluecat June 7, 2019

I’m taking the kids

What Karen says right after she wants a divorce.
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Karen if you are reading this please let me see the kids it’s been 5 months now.

Karen: I want a divorce

You: *le crying meme face*
Karen: and I’m taking the kids
You: *dies*

by Moldybread August 16, 2019

Circle K Kid

Circle K Kids are the kind of kids that really don't do anything in class, the kind you hear blasting music from their speakers. They typically listen to either Lil Peep, Metalcore, or Ski Mask. They can be found smoking cigarettes or the odd joint behind Circle K, and are absolute degenerates.

"You heard Madisons a Circle K Kid now?"
"Called it."
"Yeah, shes been smoking cigarettes and listening to lil peep since 7th grade"

by Sherlocc August 22, 2019