Swapping Cunts

Sexual activity, specifically oral sex, between two people.

Swapping cunts, like most sexual slang terms, can mean any number of other acts. They include, but are not limited to: Making out, Vaginal intercourse, Anal intercourse, manual stimulation, fisting, 69, or any variety of shit play.

It is commonly said in a guido accent, as "Swappin' Cunts."

"You swappin'/swapping cunts in there?"

"Where's Ted?"
"He's with Kate... I think they're swappin' cunts."

(To the tune of "The Love Boat")
"Swah-pin Cunnnnnts"

by Mike Pfeiffer November 23, 2007

cookie cunt

Someone who pushes cookie on you and tell you it is for a charity

Lisa sell this sucker some cookie you know your the cookie cunt.

by specail_ed December 21, 2008

cunt dodger

A cunt dodger is someone who rubs their dick around a woman's cunt, but never actually penetrates her. It's either due to the fact that she's too tight, or she could just be way too filthy to fuck. The cunt dodge is the perfect maneuver to use when a sex crazed teeny bopper gets high on acid and tries to rape you but she is too intoxicated to tell where your dick is, but too fat to get off of you.

1) Aymen claims to have lost his virginity, but his sister says he just cunt dodged her all night.
2) "That bitch Julie likes me a lot. She even pays me money to be seen in public with her. But when it comes time for us to fornicate, I just pull the ol' cunt dodger on her and claim that it's because she's too tight."

by Ghostly August 18, 2008

Cunt Muffin

Typically a girl who is a bitch to everyone who doesn't respect her, doesn't care who you are. Is envied for being straight forward.

"did you see jenny stand her ground?"
"yeah shes a little cunt muffin"

by sweettttttneess January 16, 2009

Cunt Cookies

When a bitch is on her period and you go down on her lucky to find little salty hard bits of dried blood that you absolutely must stop to chew.

Whooaaaaa......fuck bitch! You is gonna have to wait to cum whiles I gets me some cunt cookies!

Every month my cooze bakes me a batch of cunt cookies...yumm yumm! I just loves my cunt cookies!

by Rayan X September 5, 2006

cunt rock

Music that is soft and rock, but it is obviously that it only exists because stupid women like it. Other similar terms include pop-rock, pop-punk, and Creed.

Fuck the radio, all they play is cock rock!

by bidou333 May 7, 2004

Cunt Hammer

The pleasurable act of kicking your girl in the cunt whilst simultaneously unloading on her face.

"Hey Ted, I was fucking this girl last night and then at the last moment, I unleashed a cunt hammer on her ass."

by is that my artichoke June 3, 2009