Navy water

To provide an inaccurate timeline; can be purposefully incorrect or widely perceived; can refer to providing wild guesses that are constantly disproven or backpedaled upon; may also refer to a complete lack of a timeline

Days Timmy has provided as projection completion dates: last Tuesday, yesterday, 4 weeks ago, a Sunday from a ways back, not done yet

All correct if Timmy was Navy watering—because Timmy didn’t know there was a project at all.

by Dinger S. Jackson December 09, 2021

Water my spice garden

masturbate

"I have to go water my spice garden."

by ChloroformSalesperson January 30, 2021

bidamin water

what everyone is gonna be drinking soon .

hey man you got any more bidamin water , no bro I just drank the last of mine , we gonna have to get some more

by cookin dat chow December 29, 2020

Water Biology

Marine biology. What else did you think it was.

I took water biology in class.

You mean...marine biology?

No, no. Water biology.

by Thibertw May 06, 2020

Potato Water

A synonym for fortnite, the epitomy of trash and dodo.

Man, fortnite is Potato Water

by snos May 03, 2021

Hamster cage water

What sane people use to describe the devils drink..... Tequila.

John: "Dude! You wanna shot of cuervo?"
Lance: "I'm not drinking that hamster cage water."

by Lanceroni May 13, 2018

Midget Water

The liquids that come out when you squeeze a midget hard enough

Me: Yo dude you should have a sip of my midget water

Friend: I don’t even wanna know what that is

by Biggie Flex July 08, 2019