Like fishing

Posting something with “If this gets ____ likes I’ll post (something better)!”

Example of like fishing: If this post gets 300 likes I’ll post a selfie!

by EmmyCat328 November 6, 2019

Fishing in a puddle

To perform a futile action, where the activity is pointless and ridiculous.

Pal: Joe, let's hit up that old ladys house!

Joe: The bank is down the street, you don't go fishing in a puddle.

by Jimjoe22 July 20, 2017

std fishing

when you sleep around carelessly with a bunch of people with no protection or concern for your well being

guy #1: hey did you see jeremy yesterday coming out the clinic talking about he caught crabs and herpes from those ho’s he was with

guy #2: yeah man i heard he was std fishing, poor guy

by IamGum June 15, 2020

old fish

a nasty ass old ladies twat, a vajj

Dang Ruth, you need to clean up that old fish.
Chuck you Farley, this is my money maker!

by Virtual Figure August 26, 2020

Fish meat

If it tastes like chicken, keep lickin.
If it tastes like trout, back out.

Last night the boy I slept with had fish meat

by ewi.ebs January 24, 2022

Fish Pouch

Similar to a Soggy Pouch although will generally have the aroma of a tuna cannery as well.

My mate shagged some rough bird the other night. She had a minge like rotting fish and was loose as fuck! It was a proper Fish Pouch.

by Grifty May 20, 2011

Fish Pistol

When a man blows his load under water. I.e. Orgasm

I unleashed my fish pistol when I was swimming last night bro, it was amazing.

by Dirks McPatrick January 19, 2016