Water

You use this term after fucking the baddest bitch on the planet or after collecting all the dragon balls.

Jacqueline:I jus graduated medic training and I won’t be a mom soon.
You: haha waterrrr

by Bigad March 12, 2021

make me water

to make someone squirt/ejaculate, usually a female.

“Make me sweat, make me hotter. Make me lose my breath, make me water.”

by bsf lay March 13, 2024

Dog Water

When your complete ass at something...

Mel: Have you seen twilight??
Bryan: yup, that shit is dog water

by DooDoo_Balls August 4, 2021

Water Ballooning

Is when a man with an uncurcumcised penis pulls his foreskin to the top of his penis to shape a little area to store urine and or semen, usually filling the area up with urine, until it eventually bursts like a water balloon

Man 1: Yea man I tried that water ballooning thing you told me about and got piss all over my sink
Man 2: wow dude you actually tried water ballooning?

by NotPyro October 27, 2016

Band Water

The strange mixture of water, human saliva, & whatever other liquids make residence on the band room floor. Generally viewed with disgust.

P1: Yo watch your step; you don't wanna fall into the band water.
P2: You right G.

by C_Machine May 26, 2024

Water poloing

The act of slapping items into a person’s anus while in a swimming pool.

I’m gonna go prank John by water poloing him! My water poloing record is 43!

by playboifarti72 April 9, 2024

fuzzy water

A ‘fuzzy water’ can be considered a fizzy soda, sparkling water, or a soft drink. If someone says fuzzy water, they simply have just forgot which words they were going to say and needed similar words to help fill in the blanks and not leave everyone clueless.

“Hey M you got some fuzzy water?”
“What on earth is fuzzy water?”
“Look it up on the urban dictionary!”

by slayedalldayed July 7, 2022