Slapping a dookie

When you have the sudden urge to take a large crap.

I was in the club gettin loose on the floor until I had to go slap a dookie.

Little Johnny's stumach is real upset he's been slapping a dookie all morning

by Ol goopy August 31, 2023

Magnum slap

A Magnum slap is when your girl playing games with you so you slap dat hoe with a magnum (the condom) on your hand

"She was playing games so I to Magnum slap that hoe"

by Bloodstone02 February 22, 2018

Nose Slap Ass Gap

When your wife is sleeping peacefully so you slide your arm around her and shove smelling salts in her face. You then use her horrified recoil to shove your dick up her ass.

My woman went to sleep on me after making promises earlier in the day. So I hit her with the Nose Slap Ass Gap.

by Mgatty April 19, 2023

SLAP

Sounds like a plan.

Friend, “Hey, want to meet for dinner at 8?”
Me, “SLAP”

by Rofu May 4, 2022

Deer slapping

When a man or woman goes into the woods with the intent to become sexually aroused by rapidly slapping male or female deer's ass cheeks while saying the alphabet backwards.

Sally got bored with her human boyfriends so went into the woods last Friday and went deer slapping .

by Dick god supreme butt sex May 17, 2017

bitch slap

Slapping the shits and giggles out of someone if they were being annoying or just a big asshole

I am going to bitch slap you if say that again

by TheUltimateDefiner69420 November 3, 2022

Slap and Nap

To masturbate in the middle of the day, and then fall asleep.

I got off work early, and was able to go home and have a Slap and Nap. I awoke feeling refreshed.

by D-pop February 19, 2014