Scooting N Tooting

Scooting N Tooting means to fart and run away from away from the scene of the crime

I was at the shop and didn’t want anyone to know the smell was me so I scooted away. Scooting N tooting

by ScootingNTooting May 4, 2019

Tug n puff

When a person with COPD masterbaits and can't finish. So he just puffs puffs but can't blow the house down.

My fat ass roommate was watching dumpster porn and all he could do was tug n puff.

by Drwineknow May 5, 2019

Shit-N-Meh

Acknowledging the activity of having achieved something successfully.

My party was the best one all semester Shit-N-Meh.

by Thesavagep80 May 8, 2019

Nude n' dash

When a hot guy talks to you and acts friendly, but as soon as you send him a nude he stops messaging you at all.

Person A: "do you still talk to ____?"
Person B: "he used to talk to me and I thought he liked me. But then when I sent him a pic he just stopped messaging me."
Person A: "...the nude n' dash"

by sksksksoofoofoof May 8, 2019

N-17 now

A typical word used by selston high school lads to describe nathan pickard as having a boner

N-17 now is nathan having a boner

by Ktfhdgrtuvcu85468hcjgdghut December 3, 2019

wining n dining

When the stepparent doesn’t approve of the biological parent taking the kids out for dinner

Angie does not approve of wining n dining

by Late for work December 6, 2019

slip n slide

youre titty fucking a flat chested girl, but you apply lube and are basically just rubbing your dick up and down her stomach.

steps:

1. put lube on her stomach.
2. put on a condom for maximum slippage
3. just rub it up and down her stomach, and occasionally her bellybutton;)

“hey! wanna do a slip n slide??”

“no slip n slides today, boys.”
“do you know what it is?”

“probably like, two dicks in a vagina”

“no, basically the opposite.”

by analfishers9169 December 11, 2019