Meat tap

To hit someone (or something) with your meaty cock.

"I'm going to Meat tap Alex!"

by Meat tap champ February 27, 2024

meat mustard

Another word for semen

I drained myself of all my meat mustard last night

by Kcole54301 January 30, 2018

Meat whistle

When you pee with a strong enough pressure to make a whistling sound out of your urethra

I woke up from my full bladder, so it was a perfect time for my meat whistle

by anonymous4chanfunkin August 5, 2025

meat lush

any person of promiscuous nature who loves the dick.

Geez that skunk is such a meat lush

by Dr'ette Geography August 11, 2014

meat wedge

Slang for a gross, sloppy, beat down dirty twat.

Man, I took this chick back to the hotel last night and beat up her meat wedge.

by PaSoundo April 24, 2014

Little Sweaty Meats

Little Sweaty Meats is slang for a tiny greasy cock.

"nice Little Sweaty Meats"
"fuck you nigger."

by littlesweatymeats999 September 30, 2025

Meat sweats

When you sweat or just to add emphasis on a sencentce.

"Hey Daniel I heard you just played a great game of tennis"
"Why yes I did, however I now have raging meat sweats"

by Hairy meat wallet January 31, 2017