Social fellatio

The process of advancing yourself through clever, social engineering techniques, also known as "ass kissing" or "sucking up to someone"

Jim must have really performed some phenomenal social fellatio on his superiors to land his promotion. That guy doesn't know his ass from his elbow!

by BTheOne January 11, 2014

nova felix

A man who can not control himself around women. Is always sexually active. Afraid of commitment. Drives a truck with a missing bed door. Afraid of marriage. Will soon need Viagra. Always says good morning. Worships the blonde "Princess."

No one else but him sadly to say is like Nova Felix

by fgnova January 30, 2014

Football fellatio

The act of compressing, rubbing, massaging or deflating a football to break it in to the specifications of a quarterback.

I saw the trainer in the locker room performing football fellatio on several balls to get them ready for the big game. quarterback special, pigskin patdown, ball busting, football fondling, football flaccidity

by joecoolthefool February 11, 2015

Tear-Felt

To be very,very teary and having your heart strings tugged

After hearing his son was leaving, The father is very Tear-Felt

by TheOne429 March 19, 2015

fumbling felicia

A bumblefuck who sucks at any type of intellectual activity and whose only hope is to marry up in life

She spilled chemicals everywhere in lab today. She's such a fumbling felicia.

by buttledger May 14, 2015

turd felcher

Felcher meaning a man who sucks cum out of an anus of a male or female after a creampie.

So adding a turd makes a turd felcher

I heard Todd was a felcher.

I heard he was a Turd Felcher

by DiamondX July 19, 2015

Dick felt

Trying/Getting a girl to have sex with you

Guy Juan - That girl with Jon Jon is pretty hot.
Guy 2 - Yeah, he's just trying to get his dick felt.

by Oof-Oof January 15, 2016