Brown Sugar Blumpkin

The receiving of oral pleasure whilst taking a particularly sticky, post-bourbon, dump.
Also known as the B-James.

Hey Jim, I finished a 10-pack of JD's last night. Any chance I can get that Brown sugar blumpkin you owe me?

by doot_toot April 19, 2017

Big Brown Bary

A homicidal bear from a Pico game that sets up a fort in a big blue house from bear in the big blue house, him and his minions hoe-joe ,piss ,poop ,titty and creepo have captured other bears inside too.

Pico shoots Big Brown Bary*
Bary: I think i smell ,DESTRUCTION! *injects heroin*

by BARRELREAPER July 30, 2010

Brown Fart

A fart that has come from a person with the surname of drazen (most likely a pant stainer)

"ewwww drazen you brown fart that stinks"

by 96edwy December 24, 2007

brown eye

A hole between the ass pillows, sometimes with a little shit stuck to it after running out of toilet paper.

Hoss, a truck driver, can't reach his ass to wipe because his stomach is friggin huge, so he is left with a Brown eye.

by Mark Sil April 9, 2006

brown microphone

To sing or serenade into one's bumhole therefore mimicking the action of singing into a microphone that happens to be brown. Often ex-American/Canadian Idol stars are reduced to using the brown microphone since it is the only audience that is attentive.

Tariq: "Last nightt Clay Aiken sang an incredible melody into m'a brown microphone. It was stuck in m'a head awl day!"
Dwayne: "Damn nigga, that's gross!"

by CockBlocker December 14, 2008

brown mouse

a turd that makes an early escape when you have to shit and can't find a bathroom

Dude- I gotta go change,the brown mouse just crawled out of his hole

by bobbyt June 18, 2006

Brown Curtain

A sexual act. When a man is engaged in sex in the doggy position, he inserts his penis into her (or his) anus and fucks them until he cums. Then withdrawing his penis and wiping it on her (or his) new light colored curtains. It usually ends with the other partner freaking the fuck out.

Dude, the bitch cheated on me, so I pulled a Brown Curtain on her last night.

by Albert Fricken Einstien February 10, 2010