Kituation

The word given when there is a situation in the kitchen, or when you are looking at what is going on in the kitchen.

'I'm hungry, what's the Kituation?'

*after spilling a whole bottle of milk*

'Mum! We have a bit of a Kituation in here'

by Ian Gamic July 18, 2016

situational backbone

the ability or willingness to be assertive in only an extremely limited set of circumstances

I was hoping she would help me stand up to the homeowner's association to advocate for more parking spaces, but I forgot she has a situational backbone and therefore won't do much to help unless the issue involves the dog park.

by ksaysthis December 18, 2016

Lituation

A lit situation

Me and my friends got a lituation to handle!

by Stupidhoe2 July 15, 2017

situational hoe

a person who is only a hoe when the situation allows them to be

"She is only all over him because he's flirting with her, she's a situational hoe"

"He's definitely only making out with her because he's drunk, what a situational hoe"

by tiredlonleyandsad August 11, 2017

situational crime

crime that is committed when an opportunity is there for the criminal to commit it.

a relatively new concept of preventing this type of crime is Situational Crime Prevention (SCP), which is when methods are used to reduce the number of opportunities available for criminals to commit crimes

Oh, that CCTV camera definitely helped prevent a situational crime
The room's empty, no one's expected, perfect time to commit a situational crime

by titaniyum August 31, 2017

Lituation

Anything that is going on which is grabbing your attention and You wanna see what it is! A hot,fun event that you can not wait to get to

There was a hot party at Alcorn, that party was a Lituation!

by Brave chic October 16, 2017

Lituation

A situation or gathering that is lit

Jim, you better come to the party tonight-- it's gonna be a lituation!

by Yamjamz January 11, 2018