by SomeOneWhoMakesDefinitions October 31, 2013
A Bird Trap is a girl who seems attractive and chill, but they turn out to be extremely obsessive and crazy.
by big_birb May 22, 2017
by Anonymous August 20, 2003
A bird that little is known about. It is know that the chert bird's feathers are every color ever, the chert bird can fly 1000x faster than the speed of light, and the chert birds call sounds like, "cheeeeeeaaaaarrrrrt." Scholars believe that the chert bird once took a young man named Michael back in time to discover marijuana. After this journey, it has been said that Michael was the one man the chert bird entrusted its knowledge to. There are variations of the chert bird, such as the Alpha Chert, the Anti-Chert, and Herbert, even less is known about these chert bird.
It is rare that you will see a chert bird so if you do consider yourself lucky.
It is rare that you will see a chert bird so if you do consider yourself lucky.
Chert bird (swooping down):"Cheeeeeeeeaarrrt"
Man: "Wait, what was that?"
Man 1: "I think I'm going to try to catch a chert bird for science."
Man 2: "Fuck you."
Chert Bird: "Chert."
Man: "Wait, what was that?"
Man 1: "I think I'm going to try to catch a chert bird for science."
Man 2: "Fuck you."
Chert Bird: "Chert."
by Drib H. Trec July 25, 2008
The act of one man masturbating while towering above a group of chicks, as the women wait with great excitement (open-mouthed and straining necks) and anticipation for the man to ejaculate into their mouths.
When the man does shoot his load, the women eagerly cajole with each other to get a taste of the man cream, and greedily devour the spunk as though their lives depended on it.
This emulates the way chicks in a nest anticipate the food (often worms) their mother may bring to them. Upon tasting the worms the chicks become increasingly excited and eager to get as much of the worms as possible, often fighting for the best position, and largest portion of food.
This scenario is often witnessed in porn videos, and often follows the man having vaginal or anal sex with one of the women before the women partake in the birds nesting. However, it doesn’t have to be exclusively in porn videos.
When the man does shoot his load, the women eagerly cajole with each other to get a taste of the man cream, and greedily devour the spunk as though their lives depended on it.
This emulates the way chicks in a nest anticipate the food (often worms) their mother may bring to them. Upon tasting the worms the chicks become increasingly excited and eager to get as much of the worms as possible, often fighting for the best position, and largest portion of food.
This scenario is often witnessed in porn videos, and often follows the man having vaginal or anal sex with one of the women before the women partake in the birds nesting. However, it doesn’t have to be exclusively in porn videos.
Man: “Sweetheart, my balls are as hard as rock, and waiting to blow. Why don’t you invite a couple of your girlfriends round, for a bit of birds nesting?”
Girlfriend: “I thought you’d never ask, darling.”
Girlfriend: “I thought you’d never ask, darling.”
by bob's mullet July 09, 2010
A remarkably attractive young woman; i.e. skinny, long-legged, well-dressed, and potentially a high fashion model.
1. Check out the fit bird at eight o'clock.
2. This place is a bummer, man--I haven't seen a fit bird in the joint since we've been here.
2. This place is a bummer, man--I haven't seen a fit bird in the joint since we've been here.
by pigeonface May 12, 2005