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Wild Kirbo

A species that is rarely seen outside its natural habitat, de zetel, in malls or even restaurants. Scientists say there is only one left in the wild. See Tamed Kirbo for more information.
"I saw a wild kirbo last night in the mall. I took atleast 69 photos"
by DefinitlyNotKirbs March 18, 2022
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Wild Milo

Open mouth, milking a cow, with a table spoon of Milo.
Driving with the lads and Mad dog Matt says, fuck there is Dairy cows over there, Morhs says fuck now I feel like a Milo.

G-Cole goes to the boot and gets a tin of Milo. Mad Dog Matt, says give me that. I am going to do a WILD MILO.

He runs across the paddock, he inserts his finger in the calf’s mouth to steal the milk duct and injects the moo juice on top of the Milo. Then screams Milo cricket, I’m a big kid now.
by Colemansensical July 9, 2021
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wild sifto

Wild sifto is a commonly used term to refer to living life on the wild side. If you aren't dancing on a cooler, fish hooking it in he middle of a circle, or doing cartwheels in the front lawn then you are not living out wild sifto.
Look at the girl doing the Dougie on that cooler. Her life defines wild sifto.
by Bigtex500 December 5, 2013
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wild sticky

noun - A stickiness that is acquired unintentionally as from a dirty counter-top or a sticky floor.

antonym: farmed sticky - a stickiness that is acquired from an intentional act such as breaking up weed to put into a blunt.
I got so much wild sticky on my elbow from accidentally rubbing that counter, must be from the cranberry sauce.
by Ogrefabulous December 13, 2007
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urban wild

Modern day society. Despite us believing our world to be a controlled and civilized, the urban wild is the real reality.

Anything can happen out there in the urban wilderness. Common wildlife such as entitled pricks, senile seniors, random f*ckboys, beta males, lunks, gang bangers and a whole slew of other wild animals can be found randomly at any given time.
Urban wilds are dangerous, and it's recommended that you remain alert around wildlife as they some can become extremely hostile for no reason other than a parking spot, or road rage.
The entitled baby boomers are known for their strange call "hit me and I'll sue!" while the gang bangers are a more dangerous threat that all too often jostle their prey with strikes to the head and neck.
Steer clear of the urban wild at night, as predators tend to come out to hunt for prey they can take money, organs or whatever horrors they can think of for their amusement.

It's funny we call our society predictable, but we can't predict what the guy next to us is gonna do in the next 5 minutes. This is why it's called the urban wild.
The Urban wild is a Jungle out there!

Never travel in the urban wilds without a weapon or a friend, or both.
by BigPeterLilNuts May 20, 2019
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The wild bull.

When your hitten' it doggy style and unexpectedly drop it in their ass, grab the pigtails and hold on for the ride.
The wild bull... can best be described as riding a bull in the bedroom (or wherever you do so choose to get your jollies).
by Huung January 9, 2008
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Wild Shites

The act of taking a stinging sloppy shit the morning or afternoon after a night out on the guiness or a very spicy meal/pizza. Worst case scenario involves breathlessness and possible vomiting during shitting.
Was out on the ale last night mate, fucking had the wild shites all morning.
by Yosser Hughes July 31, 2017
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