Wench Press

A test of strength commonly exhibited by college males while heavily intoxicated. Wench Pressing is when during a football game, the home team makes a touch down, and a group of men celebrate by lifting up the nearest slut and throwing her into the air one time for every point that was scored.

We scored! Where's Carly?

She's over there getting Wench Pressed by those frat guys.

Wench Press?

It's a real word. I found it on urban dictionary.

by Ticklemyknob87 November 29, 2011

Wench

Bar maid or Pirate Captain's woman. Could also be a Captain of her own vessel or home and may be considered a "Salty Wench".

Fetch me more rum Wench. Or Don't mess with that Wench, she will not be overtaken. That Wench drinks, curses and fights like any man you've ever tangled with. That Wench is mad.

by LoChi1 July 26, 2019

birth wench

1. A mother
2. A possible tool for the future, used during difficult child birth

"Dude, you coming out tonight?"
"Nah man, my birth wench is being difficult"

by Harry Madeley December 5, 2007

Pocket Wrencher

A derogatory term used to insult another person. Especially when said person is being stingy, cheap, or trying to rip someone off.

That pocket wrencher never paid me back for the other night

or

You're such a pocket wrencher

by 414 Southside G July 10, 2010

Tainted Wrench

A crazy red-head who is being a huge bitch.

Cece: What is wrong with that girl? She's being really bitchy...
Abner: I know...she's such a tainted wrench.

by KHawk December 29, 2010

turnin wrenches

To do manual labor, Manning up and working

“You gotta man up one day and learn yourself so get your ass over here Jody and start turnin wrenches”

by Jody highrolla January 2, 2019

monkey wrench

a dildo or fake penis, cock, johnson, dong, etc. to put in the ass or vagina

bob: my girl would rather use her monkey wrench than be with my dick

by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 August 9, 2021