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Axis of Weasels

Germany and France. Also see Canada.
by VM January 24, 2003
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Ben Weasel

Verb.

To punch a woman in the face. Named for punk rock/ woman-hating icon Ben Foster of the group Screeching Weasel.
Dude, did you see Mark last night? This bitch wouldn't fuck him so he Ben Weaseled her.

This slut at the bar was just asking for a Ben Weasel.

Linda: "My brain hurts from when Greg Ben Weaseled me"
by alex121212 April 19, 2011
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cheese weasel

a low individual. Someone who lacks responsibility and accountability. One who leaves work to others.
" John always put's through a project right before lunch. So I end up having to do 75% of that cheese-weasel's work for him."
by paul January 19, 2004
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Garden Weasel

Whilst giving "pleasure" to a partner in the Wheel Barrel position (partner's legs are lifted in the air, as if you are engaged in a wheel barrel race, and their body is thrust forward into a wall or other hard object)said partner's arms give out resulting in their face being pushed across the floor resembling a Garden Weasel tool.
I have rug burn all over my nose from the nasty Garden Weasel I got last night.
by Nasty D October 19, 2006
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weasel socket

A Supple and moist Pussy, Ass or Mouth that throbs for a Stiff Cock
"Cum amd put that hard cock in my Weasel Socket."
by Supple January 12, 2007
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Computer Weasel

A computer weasel (noun) - someone who lurks around the IC (or any university library) waiting to pounce onto any stray abandonned computer with all the skill and cunning of a weasel.
A - mate, I swear that guy behind me has been staring at me for the last 20 minutes. its really distracting.

B - he's a computer weasel, theres not much you can do. He'll get bored soon enough and hunt someone else.
by SUMHC syphilis January 17, 2011
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weasel sledging

The act of farting and burping at exactly the same time.
Hey holmes, I had the windy pops so bad, I was weasel sledging. Word.
by C3PO June 26, 2003
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