Pit Wanker

A scuba diver who has a preference to dive flooded quarries such as Stoney Cove instead of venturing further to experience a natural environment

Barry- "Are you coming to the Farne islands in September to see the seals? it will be an amazing experience"

Dave- "No, i am a pit wanker, i dive in quarries because i only want to see the same fish, planes and boats in shit visibility with no current again and again and again"

by Toby the stress monkey September 25, 2018

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Gon-Wanker

A person who thinks they are of sporting excellence and believe they are the manager but are in fact a wanna-be, annoying little prick

He was a right gon-wanker t football yesterday.

by DarkLord7 December 5, 2014

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wanker's cocoa

Finding it hard to get to sleep? A visit from mother palm and her five daughters and you'll be in the Land of Nod in next to no time.

"I couldn't sleep a wink last night."

"Should have made yourself a wanker's cocoa, mate."

by Yigman April 16, 2019

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Dizzy Wanker

When a person is being a twat it makes them a dizzy wanker

“Shut up you dizzy wanker”

by Sideburn Sid March 18, 2020

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wankers chat

the worst and best group chat to exist. terrifying and full of mentally ill gays. a bunch of kpoppies, parxies, and emos. tends to defy human logic and should be sued for causing mental, emotional, and psychological damage.

consists of:

I'm not supposed to name people wtf yall know who you are anyways theres almost 30 of us

"Hey have you heard of the wankers chat?"
"yes and i want nothing to do with it"

by walmartshoppingcart June 29, 2021

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Wankers' hatrick

A status achieved by an individual who owns all three of; Range Rover Sport, Mont Blanc pen and Rolex watch. A brash display of classless materialism.

That guy has a wankers' hatrick

by Tony Vegas August 24, 2017

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