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flood the volcano

When you're banging a girl and you pee inside her the piss rushes back out as though from a flooded and overflowing volcano
Friend 1: "Tonight I'm going to surprise Becky and flood the volcano. Will make a huge mess but totally worth it."
Friend 2: "Will you be having sex when you do it?"
Friend 1: "Do you think I'm going to somehow stick my totally flacid dick in then piss in her? Use your head, man."
by BShaeffer September 21, 2018
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ice volcano

When a woman is in a very cold environment, it causes her breasts to shrink and compress until the contents of her breasts experience so much pressure that milk violently shoots out of her nipples.
Clarence: Dude yesterday I grabbed a handful of snow and stuffed it down my girlfriend's shirt, and it triggered an ice volcano. That shit was so powerful it gave me a black eye.

Harold: Damn bro sorry to hear that.
by KarlPilkington April 12, 2016
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This requires 3 people. The first person is laying on the floor of a porta potty with porta potty juices in their mouth. The second person poops in the first person's mouth while receiving a blowjob from the third person. The poop splashes on the first persons face. The third person also pukes on the second person's penis. Either the second or third person smears the poop on the first person's face like football facepaint.
"Babe you want a Super Duper Mega Bowl Volcano Blue Bearded Blumpkin with my brother?"

"Yes!"
by SkibidiLomas May 1, 2024
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Volcano

When someone cums in another person's butt and they fart it out like a volcano.
I volcanoes all overed the place and got his babies on the blankets.
by just a little guy July 30, 2024
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fire volcano

He was with Grace last night. I’m sure he had a fire volcano, since he’s a ginger.
by Ray Ray Reneeee November 6, 2017
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volcano wank

To masterbait while holding in a piss, meaning when you bust the piss leaks down your dick like hot lava
I woke up and had a volcano wank yesterday
by Amcgirr February 11, 2025
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Volcano Dick

When you are so fat that the skin around the base of your shaft becomes so plump that it starts to engulf your dick.
How big was his dick?
I’m not sure, he had a volcano dick.
by ggnoodles July 23, 2018
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