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Virtualism

1. The act of speaking online languages in the real world.

2. The study of this typical behavior and its affects.
Virtualism

Nerd 1: Dude, lawl, James got 98% on his math test. That's like, lal-mao!

Geek 1: Hah, that is roo-fel! WTF hes so phailure.

Dork 1: Z-OH-EM-GEE! I have to gee-two-gee. bee-bee guys!
by SUPssss February 25, 2009
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virtual attachment

A virtual attachment is an attachment that you reference in your email but fail to attach.
Ken,
In the attachment I have reference the cost of your purchase. Please make your check out for that amount.

Kris,
I did not receive an attachment with your email. Was this a virtual attachment (VA)??
by Prof K October 8, 2010
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Virtuovert

A person who will open their life up on social networking websites, but at the same time shy away from talking to real people in real life.
Sam is a virtuovert. He has over 300 friends on Facebook yet he doesn't know who to call when he is sick and alone.
by Prash.Chopra August 16, 2011
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Virtuas

3 definitions
1.A fat redneck women living in southern parts of america,

2. A whole in which large groups of men use to urinate in
3. A person known for having group sex with fat women
1. Today i saw a virtuas, she was well fat
2. me and my mates made a virtuas today, need a pee badly
3. Tommy is a right virtuas, had sex with 4 fat women in one night
by Dr Asparagus May 12, 2013
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virtuozo

Compound of "virtuoso" and "bozo". Connoting a master of stupidity, particularly when demonstrated by someone of high public fame and/or notoriety.
"Y'know, George W. Bush and Tom Cruise rarely come to mind at the same time, but both of 'em are truly virtuozos."
by BWB December 12, 2008
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Virtual Relationshaping

The act of morphing from one sex to the other and hiding it online.
David W. penetrated his Vagina. In the real world, it was his Bowels. He was living in a virtual relationshaping world, filled with lies, and he was about to make a profound movement become real.
by David W. Boles April 15, 2008
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virtual horder

a person who virtually hordes everything from porn, cat pictures, porn, .gifs, porn and eventually has 10 harddrives full of clutter also known as virtual clutter
Miranda is a virtual horder, she doesn't even watch all that cat porn she downloads.
by monamiejorgedotcom July 3, 2010
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