Trayvon Vert

The memest meme king alive. Will make lasers shoot out of your butthole when viewing memes. Some commoners may mistake his creations as jokes that don’t make sense but really they’re too unintelligent to see the real beauty in his art forms. This the kind of shit that make darth Vader eat hipsters and shit out pixie bites. This 🅱️igga definitely knows da wae.

Trayvon Vert is so DOPE, he make Pablo Escobar look like he’s selling cilantro.

*US gets bombed by N. Korea*
World:

*Trayvon Vert posts new meme*
World: SHIT JUST GOT REAL BRO

by realbigga223 February 6, 2018

vertical

(noun) Jumping ability, traditionally understood within the context of basketball and generally not associated with the skill set of white people

Yo, that dawg Tyreke has some serious vertical - he just gave that clown Neil a facial

by ToastedBread October 13, 2009

Vertical Stripe

1 A homosexual person, typically someone wearing an item of clothing with relation to vertical stripes

2 A stripe, one thats vertical

Look at that vertical stripe, when will he come out of the closet

I'm glad I'm not a vertical stripe

Are you a vertical stripe

He is acting like such a vertical stripe

by Sofa Worshippers March 14, 2010

vertical mouth

Colloquial term for vagina, cunt or pelvic gash. Used in place of the term "vertical smile" that suggests a horizontal arching of the vagina, which is just awful.

Tyler: I bet Sarah Palin's vertical mouth is au naturale.

by HayBritnayHay November 17, 2010

Vertical 69

A sex position your parents may have done to bring you to this world

I had vertical 69 with my girlfriend last night, she loved it.

by Nick12422 October 18, 2016

Trayvon Vert

The dankest of memers, a Snapchat and Instagram meme god, the memeiest of all.

Wow, Trayvon Vert is a modern meme god.

by SauceLord27 February 6, 2018

xo Trayvon Vert

A big nibba god / meme lord.

Damn, that dude is a real xo Trayvon Vert. Not like that dumbass Daquan.

by Skimasktsg May 5, 2018