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Urban Dictionary

A profane website where young teenagers hold their erect penises in one hand while their other hand furiously informs the world of foolishly prepubescent gobbledegook using a keyboard and a mouse, although how they manage to use both at the same time with only one hand is unfathomably irrelevant. It should be noted that while the information including the way in which women are able to hold erect penises has been omitted, Urban Dictionary is not a censored website. That information has been left out, on purpose, even though we're positive that you're just dying to know. Perverts...
Urban Dictionary: Ages Puberty to Maturity. Recommended for those under the age of 18 who suffer from extreme boredom or a lack of general teenage knowledge. Side effects may include increased ass holishness and a definite decline in IQ and/or levels of maturity. Best used during day time hours.
by TheOfficiallyOfficialOfficial November 30, 2011
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A place where bad people make bad jokes to try to make people laugh but arent smart enough to make memes.
The strange people writing reviews about 177013 on urban dictionary dont understand what this website is for (I like the reviews though)
by Hentaidealer69 February 25, 2021
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A Dictionary Made By Weirdoes Like You. for example someone put that the definition for bee is "A flying insect that flies, makes honey and pollinates crops/flowers. I also want to fuck a bee, I would bust a nut in a bee if I get the chance."
Urban Dictionary is made by internet Weirdoes
by Doctorwho101 March 30, 2021
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A website boomers use to understand their Generation Z grandkids better.
Bob: My grandma called me a thot
Trent:How does she know what that means
Bob: She said she used Urban Dictionary
by PandaCoochie September 19, 2019
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by Unknown8m August 18, 2018
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A way for un-cool kids to become cool by looking up popular words
Cool guys: Dude that’s a thot right there.

Me: (pulling out my phone and opening Urban Dictionary)
by NickDelPizza51391225 June 6, 2018
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An amazing website where people get there own accounts and where amazing people vote on the coolest things...its also a place for teenngers to talk about tons of crap that they know nothing about
Dunb guy:What the hell is the Kj theory?
Smart guy : go look it up on urban dictionary.
by Deez nuts4 the kj theory June 30, 2016
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