Tristan

A bitch that gets 97 ben yedder in a FIFA 81+ pack and is a total loser with a micro penis and has no friends

Tristan the bitch got 97 ben yedder in a 81+ pack

by He is a bitch June 1, 2020

Tristan

Jesus

dang, Tristan got some pretty cool hair tho

by A Guy Who Can't Lie March 17, 2022

Tristan's penis

a dissapointingly small penis that barely even gives pleasure to the user

We finally had sex but he had a Tristan's penis so it probably would've been better if we didn't

by totally not tristan February 23, 2022

Tristan

Tristans are very funny, loyal, brave, charming people. If you meet a Tristan, be thankful to have them in your life. Sometimes they can be sarcastic, but it’s only to tease and they mean well. They can always put a smile on your face and brighten up your day.

Tristan is a very nice person and I’m lucky to know them!

by itismehello August 8, 2022

Trade Show Tryst

One-night stands or occasional liaisons perpetrated after hours at out-of-town trade shows and conferences, usually between conference exhibitors and attendees staying at event hotels. Participants generally expect toll see the other person rarely - if at all - after such adventures.

"Did you see Steve? He's had like four apple martinis and now he's hitting on that girl from the next booth!"

"Yikes. There's a trade show tryst waiting to happen."

by GatesMcF1701 September 24, 2009

Tristan

A british school boy looking for a horny blonde. The name tristan was a popular name in europe and still is today. The species of tristans get horny wen hearing monkeys grunt at their moms

tristan goes to zoo and sees monkeys having sex and asks his mom, " what are they doing mommy." then she says' "baking a cake." next they go c alligators and the kid says, " they're baking a cake too." the next day the kid says to the mom, "i heard u and daddy baking a cake last night." then she says, " howd u know." then he says, " bcz i licked the frosting of the couch. ;)

by PBJ4Life July 6, 2011

tryssa

The best friend anyone could ask for and always smooth with the mens. (; She always sticks by you and wont ditch you for the world. She hates pink and anything girly. She would much rather go shoot guns than shop. She mostly has her hair up but when it down its straightened. Shes my little mehican. You little hoe. <3

Look at that little Tryssa.

by KatiexKitten December 22, 2013