Torpedo

The act of anal masturbation while using a pool toy at your local swimming pool.

"Witnesses say that Tom Cruise was shot to death after caught Torpedoing in the hot tub by his mother."
"Did you see that chick Torpedoing herself?"

by jayrodmurderface June 29, 2017

Tarpley

One who goblin stomps

Shut up, you dirty queefen! You Don't make me go all Tarpley and goblin stomp that ass.

by Goblin stomppers for sale September 3, 2017

torleiv

A Torleiv is a savage of a noble viking bloodline, who has biceps that are out of this world.
He is wanted in several countries, for stealing women's hearts, his arms are registered as weapons of mass destruction, and he is feared from all over the world.
Basically to be called a Torleiv, is basically the best compliment you could ever get.
In short a Torleiv is a licensed bad ass.

Omg that dood over there looks just like a Torleiv

by TheTimeIsNy September 6, 2017

tortleschnorttle

The face ur homie makes when u offer up the good succ

Riley’s face turned tortleschnorttle when jordan offered to get on his knees for him.

by doodleslop January 25, 2018

Torpedo

A women who is attractive when under the influence of alcohol.

Man, Ben was so smashed last night. He ended up taking home that torpedo.

The act of being Torpedoed.

by ThumbGunner June 12, 2018

Torpedo

A sly or otherwise cheeky statement (usually backhanded, sarcastic, or savage in nature) that is cleverly worded so that it goes unnoticed at first until its true meaning is figured out. Therefore much like a torpedo: Will go typically go unnoticed by many until its either too late to do anything about it or hits them.

Clyde: Dude that burn was a total Torpedo.
Dale: Yeah man, did you see the faces of the ones who figured it out?
Clyde: Totally. It was a beautiful sight watching their smiles fade in realization.

by TranscendentBoredomOverlord June 13, 2018

tarpleyd

The act of getting completely and belingerently drunk, or blacking out. Generally leading to poor life choices and potentially aids.

Damn, I don’t even remember what happened at the bar last night I got so tarpleyd:

by Hit it from the back girl December 21, 2018