toot

What happens when you eat too many damn beans at the Mexican joint! A good ole blast of warm stinky air that exits your ass with extreme velocity causing a noise that alerts everyone in the room.

Damn Reggie, you toot like a mule ya ole bastard!

by bayquevious01 January 9, 2022

Toot tail

A penis, opposite of a toot (vagina).

“Mamaw! Pepaw has a toot tail”

by iiluvtharein October 28, 2021

Toot

Slang word for Cocaine

"Hey man want some toot?"

by Jon Phoenix June 29, 2014

Toots

Woman with saggy breasts or a man with sagggy balls

“Did you see Emily? Her nick name is now toots”

by Yourmomgay1273799 December 4, 2021

bungle toot

the outermost rim of the anus. The butt hole.

She shit so much her bungle toot was sore.

by eagletoot November 6, 2010

Toot Beer

The act of letting your partner shart in your mouth while you're eating their ass.

Did you hear what Timmy did last night? He got a Toot Beer, I didn't know he was such a freak!

by homit March 13, 2021

Toots

When someone farts a lot they are usually nicknamed toots. They’re usually smaller in stature.

Omg he farts all day long! We should call him toots from now on!

by Smellyfeetstina February 13, 2019