Toot

Toot means to toot a joint or a ecig or to call your ecig a toot

Give us a toot on that

Pass us that toot

by Taylor big shlong April 11, 2021

skeeny toot

A meme of when a happy overweight dog farts

Overweight dog: farts
homie: man yo dawg such a skeeny toot

by blæ May 7, 2021

Piss-toot

Using a bathroom in public can be a very embarassing experience...especially if a piss-toot is involved! A piss-toot is when you are peeing and to your surprise a fart slips out.

I piss-tooted in the bathroom and it stunk so bad a baby started crying!

by Terradactill November 6, 2011

toot eye

lazy eye

they’ve got a toot eye

by .kc May 20, 2023

rooter toot

It splats in your pants.

I rooter tooted in my pants!

by Boogers rooster May 28, 2023

Root-tooted

Smoking weed and getting as high as can be

It's good to get root-tooted after work sometimes

by Ladysommers June 10, 2023

Toot of crakter

An expression of disbelief or an accusation of dishonesty often used to describe scandal.

Oh, great heavens, this fellow spews nothing but toot of crakter!

by scholarly fella June 29, 2023