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Pepsi Goblin

A lazy ass forklift operator who is employed by Pepsi Beverage Co. Pepsi Goblin is usually fat and wears a scraggly beard resemblant to Pubic hair.
Look at that lazy ass Pepsi Goblin, he’s always sending memes on the job
by Ben Grove May 26, 2024
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Turned Pepsi

To describe a person who becomes boring overtime. Like pepsi, with the latest logo.
person 1: "man...what happened? You completely turned pepsi!"
person 2: "okay, whatever."
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Pepsi Cola Pussy

my pussy tastes like pepsi cola is a special quote from Obama himself. IKR pretty cool, i herd him say it, i wasnt drunk i promis, only a few shots of herowin to, thehe :)
- used by only the most sigma, alpha male chad monk people who eat pussy out on a daily basis like really they eat so much pussy that thier touig developes a personality and begins producing natural uranum from all the epsi in their cats mangie licking pussy loving dick. Does that make much sense? no, but its funny so who cares! i just eat pussy over ballsacks cause im not a gay mf pussy.
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my pussy tastes like pepsi cola.
Pepsi Cola Pussy being defined as a rape whistle
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Cherry Pepsi

MMmmmmm Cherry Pepsi, a classic. It taste like liquid asphalt, but in a good way. Best cold. 1 degree to warm and it will make you want to consume battery acid.
Toby: Hey dude, you want a Cherry Pepsi tomorrow?
Daniel: Fuck yea I want a Cherry Pepsi tomorrow.
by Daniel_Uwu_leaf March 1, 2019
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Pepsi Boy

A simple guy who only needs two things to be happy: his Pepsi and his person. Playful, sweet, and a tad antisocial, can be standoffish to strangers, and is usually a gamer. Drinks way too many Pepsis.
Headphones in, soda in hand, ignoring everyone… peak Pepsi boy energy.
by Angel-Cat September 25, 2025
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pepsi cola

its by lana del rey songs ; cola.

when the lyrics say “my pussy taste like pepsi cola” there it is.
by norman fucking rockwell August 29, 2022
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Coke and Pepsi Theory

She hates coke, He loves coke
The Coke and Pepsi Theory defined as they make the perfect couple, just like the Olive, and Pickle Theory
by peepyweepy March 3, 2023
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