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Thirsty hamster

When a man lays face down on the roof of a car with an open sunroof and has his partner inside the car preform fellatio through said sunroof like a thirsty hamster at a water bottle
Dude we went up to the makeout spot and we ended up doing the thirsty hamster...
by BlueRanga84 April 25, 2024
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adjective describing the desperate attempts by insecure and painful lax parents to glorify their reclassed and comically overaged teenage sons on social media by incessantly posting ever single shot that their precious Augie (short for Augustus) takes with imposing emojis such as 🔥💪💀 and fear-inducing words like "Tuff" and "Him”
Chatsworth's mom is thirsty AF. She's always posting lax videos of him with comments like "That's my handsome Him! Oh Chatty, you are straight fire 🔥" and paying extra to boost his Insta Reels.

Bigsby is a thirsty drip king. His parents didn't send him to kindergarten until he was 7 and then he reclassed in 8th grade when he started at McDonogh and again in 10th grade when he transferred to Brunswick.
by Benjamin Buttonz April 30, 2024
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When someone sits naked with their dick out in a sunroof and the person in the car acts as if they haven’t drank in months
Bob “Hey man, wanna lay over my sunroof with your dick out?”
Joe “Of course, I feel like a thirsty hamster!”
by Ye Mums a fat Whore May 2, 2024
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a humorous sexual act in which a man lays across the roof of a car with his penis hanging through the sunroof while his partner gives him oral sex, resembling the act of a hamster drinking from a sipper water bottle.
The Thirsty Hamster Sunroof Thing, also known as The Hamster Thing or Sunroof Hamster Trend, is defined as a humorous sexual act in which a man lays across the roof of a car with his penis hanging through the sunroof while his partner gives him oral sex, resembling the act of a hamster drinking from a sipper water bottle.

Oh you a freak? Let me lay over your sunroof and you can act like a thirsty hamster.
by DirtyMyrtle994 May 15, 2024
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Or Sunroofing/Hamster Sunroof

When a penis is put down through a sunroof and is given a blowjob.
Sarah got really thirsty after her date with John and asked him to give her a Thirsty Hamster in his Kia Soul
by JayPear69 February 20, 2024
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When a guy lays on top of a car with the sunroof open while getting a blowjob
Dave climbed on top of his car and stuck his dick through the sunroof because Becky wanted to be a thirsty hamster.
by Subzrow February 20, 2024
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When a guy lays on top of a car with a sun roof, sticks his penis through the sun roof of said car. While in the car a woman sucks on his penis like a hamster at a water bottle.
Does your car have a sun roof? Because I want to stick your dick like a thirsty hamster!
by Allie3283 February 21, 2024
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