Fucking a cunt minutes after the previous two guys, using their cum as lube. The follow up category of Sloppy Seconds.
when in a foursome and you are the last guy to fuck the cunt, you are considered doing trifling thirds.
by chocolatethunder65 September 28, 2009
Get the Trifling thirdsmug. taking a dump in the upper tank of a toilet, also known as an upper decker, then proceeding the give someone a swirlie in the same toilet
by livinglegendwg December 14, 2009
Get the third world showermug. A baseball analogy for a sex act. This occurs when two people are in the same room masturbating, getting off on each other masturbating, but not touching one another.
A: How far did you get with Christina last night?
B: She is super celibate so all she would let us do together is third base coach each other.
A: Did you talk during it?
B: Yea, it was pretty weird...
B: She is super celibate so all she would let us do together is third base coach each other.
A: Did you talk during it?
B: Yea, it was pretty weird...
by Brynjolf May 29, 2014
Get the third base coachmug. by Mr.Mac34 January 11, 2015
Get the Third Wheel Syndromemug. by Jack Vernart November 26, 2020
Get the Sir Theodore the thirdmug. Typically located in a rural area, far from civilization, this rare specimen in her mid to late 50s is often referred to by scientists as an “Erika”. The exotic Gertude is often followed by the chant “dun dun dun” and a mariachi band. The creatures putrid bowl movements force all civilization within a 25 mile radius to evacuate to the nearest bomb shelter until the toxic gases have been omitted from the area. However, that plot of land will be inhabitable for years to come. Due to the genetic makeup of this creature, their back can not reach further than a 45° angle. The occasional Gertrude can be enticed by the smell of sharp cheddar cheese and the noise of diet coke streaming into a full yeti cup of vodka.
“I cant believe someone left cheese laying around! Aunt Gertrude The Third is going to force us into quarantine for weeks!”
by Georgetta Stone June 15, 2022
Get the Aunt Gertrude The Thirdmug. According to Wikipedia Machester is actually the UK's 9th city or should it be called a town?
1 London 7,172,091
2 Birmingham 970,892
3 Glasgow 629,501
4 Liverpool 469,017
5 Leeds 443,247
6 Sheffield 439,866
7 Edinburgh 430,082
8 Bristol 420,556
9 Manchester 394,269
1 London 7,172,091
2 Birmingham 970,892
3 Glasgow 629,501
4 Liverpool 469,017
5 Leeds 443,247
6 Sheffield 439,866
7 Edinburgh 430,082
8 Bristol 420,556
9 Manchester 394,269
Manchester is the third city of the UK and therefore lags way behind its more properous, better educated and much larger rival, Birmingham, the true second city of the UK.
by Mr R Right February 4, 2008
Get the Third City of the UKmug.