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WHACK daddy

The opposite of a mackdaddy. A man who tries to portray the image of a confident, suave, ladies man and is actually perceived as a poser, or a joke.

This term also applies to sugar daddies who fall short of the basic standards set forth in a sugar daddy/sugar baby relationship. These whackdaddies will want to play the role but only for the perks associated and not because that are true sugar daddy material.
That guy over at the bar is such a whack daddy! He used the oldest line in the book to get my numbert.
by MissMisunderstoodKansas September 4, 2015
mugGet the WHACK daddymug.

span whack

Span whack is a term used to define someone who needs to be told off. A term used in an engineering factory to tell an apprentice off for doing wrong. Usually to be hit on the knuckles hands by a spanner or other tool.
Or most recently used to describe someone who does not know how to do the job as he has been beaten once to often
I’ll span whack you
Bloody hell Karen’s a right span whack.
mugGet the span whackmug.

Force Whack

When a person of power such as Harvey Weinstein or Louis C.K. forces women to watch them masterbate.

Can also be used as a surprise form of masterbation to unsuspecting victims.

First used on twitter by comedian Owen Benjamin on 11/9/2017 in reference to Louis C.K.
Harvey Weinstein force whacked into a potted plant in front of Lauren Sivan.

Or

Louis C.K. force whacked in front of Dana Min Goodman and Julia Wolov in a Colorado hotel room.
by Not an owen benjamin fan November 9, 2017
mugGet the Force Whackmug.

Pooj whack

Bro you’re such a pooj whack bro!
by The naked ree February 20, 2021
mugGet the Pooj whackmug.

Whack-A-Mole

When you beat the meat before it goes in and out of the holes
We played whack-a-mole last night and we both won
by Mist Erjay December 23, 2022
mugGet the Whack-A-Molemug.

Sperm whack

The act of hitting an ejaculating penis upon an object or person. Usually by a man upon a woman.
Walter gave Mary a sperm whack between her cleavage.
by Caesar Anonymous IV November 20, 2010
mugGet the Sperm whackmug.

Whack Winter

Masturbating until your genitalia is covered in semen, then becomes very cold.
I've been masturbating, and now I'm in a Whack Winter!!!
by Xandrox Boot December 19, 2016
mugGet the Whack Wintermug.

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