Ron-Johnson

When you are having sex, you remove yourself from your partner and slap her in the face with your cock. Than you continue to have sex (if you can)

"How'd you break your arm?"
"I tried to Ron-Johnson my girlfriend and she flipped me off the bed."

by A. Duncan June 13, 2008

Ron Paul

If God will give a damn about now-relapsing America, one man chosen will wield Holy Blade, endowed by the Higher One, to strike down against all injustice politics and rooted America back to Constitution, and it will be HIM, Ron Paul.

Can't wait to see Ron Paul's Judgement Day, where all half-brain administration will be purged.

by sonicstream September 16, 2011

Ron Stoppable

The supreme mystical monkey master. In season 4 finale, when every hope almost gone, he single-handly defeated the aliens and thus saved the world.

Sense: you're the monkey master.
Ron Stoppable: i am?
Sense: um huh.

Shego: i'm not sure, but i think the sidekick just stepped up... monkey style.

by kopa October 12, 2007

Hop on RON

hop on RON is a term used by pedophiles to attract minors on the kid-based game of roblox

"cock islands:yo bro hop on ron"

"kamerad:can't wait to groom some underaged girls"

by Von_helmstadt July 29, 2021

Ron Weasley

The act of spitting on a bald man’s head and sprinkling crushed up watsits on top to form a ginger-wig like appearance.

Dave- “Do you want a Ron Weasley?”
Bill - “Sure! Cheese me up!”

by Kian4208 June 8, 2018

the ron show

The Ron Show is a live radio show consisting of alternative music, live phone interviews and witty banter on todays pop culture which airs on Stickam

ronshow.net
stickam.com/theronshow
myspace.com/theronshowlive

"Did you check The Ron Show this morning?" "No, Stickam wasn't working for me." "Too bad, the interview was great."

by omghideitsgodzilla May 8, 2008

negative ron

Much like joe blow, john doe, etc. in a sense that the name, negative ron, refers to any such man that has the ability to turn any postive into a rediculous counter-productive negative.

Joe says, "Wow Dick, did you hear they found a cure for AIDS?"
Dick says, "Shit Joe, thats not good! Now all the low life pieces of scum that deserve to die won't. Where is Darwin when we need him?"
Joe say, "Jesus Christ Dick, Stop being such a NEGATIVE RON"

by ztekneq October 9, 2008