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Von Schitzenpants

The commissioner of a fantasy football league that comes last every year. Often, their partner forces them to trade all their good players. This means they are known for collusion.
If I don’t win this week I’ll feel like a Von Schitzenpants.

I can’t believe you Von Schitzenpantsed again!

I’m not worried this week.. I’m playing Von Schitzenpants.
by Divorce Court November 9, 2024
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Von Schneizel

basically a pretty cool guy who looks a bit porridgey
guy 1: omg have u seen mr podge?
guy 2: nah bro, y?

guy 1: he’s such a Von Schneizel now.
by silkraven August 16, 2022
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duh-von

An absolute boss a nigga thats always makin that shmoney no one is above him
Omg i wanna be just like Duh-Von
by ✨boop June 18, 2018
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Von Biesmark's law

How different the opinions of several men may be, they can always agree on one thing: The beauty of a certain woman. In each group of male friends there's always one girl that is objectively super hot. This argument can be used beacause the friends don't want to argue anymore or the subject is too unimportant to argue about.
I don't agree with you, but at least we can agree on Von Biesmark's law. Shari is really pretty.
by sedclev April 17, 2017
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Baron Von Dicklips

Baron Von Dicklips means a male cock-sucker.
Be sure to include your name or the name you want us to refer to you as or I'll be in charge of naming you, and I don't think you want that, Baron Von Dicklips.
by Mi Perro December 3, 2011
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Von Bay

the cutest and nicest guy you'll ever meet. he'll be the most caring guy ever, a bit shy but nice.
Girl, that guy is such a Von Bay.
by theaseacrown July 29, 2024
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Donald von Shitsinpantz

The nickname assigned the odiferous the twice indicted ex-president by his former attorney and fixer, Michael Cohen. His foul odor has been documented by former US Representative Adam Kinzinger who says he reeks of a combination of several unsavoury scents including 'armpits, ketchup, a butt'.
If you going one of his rallies, you better wear a mask. Donald von Shitsinpantz smells like he needs a diaper change.
by LaughingAloud January 22, 2024
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