Texas Tator Tot

Any kid who has an older brother and he has small penis and is in highschool or college

That sucks your brother has a Texas Tator Tot.
What's up Texas Tator Tot.
I heard that boy has a Texas Tator Tot.

by Tuck is a soup January 11, 2017

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tots cra

Pronounced "TOTES CRAY" Totally crazy; insane beyond the pale.

"You see that dude drink his own piss, thinking it makes him invincible?! Tots cra, man!

by ER Psych January 16, 2016

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Tater tot

A cute tall boy with brown hair and brown eyes. He’s really sweet and caring. and makes you feel butterflies :)

The boy im on the phone with is a tater tot.

by bjuff December 8, 2020

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"Tots could" emerged from the legend of a creature called "Tots." This creature eats people who say extremely stupid things in response to normal reactions or statements. However, since people are quite stupid, it takes a while for Tots to identify and devour them. To activate him, people recite the ancient mantra: "Tots could." Mind you, you CANNOT by ANY means complete the sentence ("Tots could eat you"), for that is the greatest sin and disgrace to Lord Tots.

Jack:"What's a kettle? "
Tethys:"Tots could right now"

by HeurseShert August 4, 2024

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Tootsie Tot Puddie Pop

Tootsie Tot Puddie Pop (v.):
The unhinged, wide-eyed, saliva-dripping act of sucking on someone’s toes like you're a Victorian orphan who just got handed a Tootsie Pop after fasting through a plague. Usually involves noises that would make a soup kitchen blush and eye contact intense enough to spiritually confuse the recipient.

Also used as a noun to refer to someone who specializes in the practice, e.g. "He’s a certified Tootsie Tot Puddie Pop."

"Bro came home drunk and apparently went full Tootsie Tot Puddie Pop on her feet. She said his tongue was doing straight morse code on her pinky toe!"

by sniffyforastiffy? May 27, 2025

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