Thanos Shift

When working in retail or fast food, where half of the working staff are present, and all of the resources and supplies are there.

“I can’t believe that Jeff got everyone else sick with a cold. Thanks to him, we’re stuck in a Thanos Shift.”

by CaveJohnson94 June 9, 2020

Thanos

An amazing, handsome guy who is always the life of the party and always puts a smile on your face.
He can be the biggest flirt and player at times.
He loves to dance, sing and party.
he is very romantic and intelligent any girl who gets him is the luckiest girl on earth.
I just met up with Thanasi.

Everyone needs a Thanos in their life!

by Handsome smart November 20, 2021

Thanos

The old guy that creeps on little kids in the shower at the YMCA.

OMG Thanos is such a peeping tom.

by highly intelligent person February 4, 2019

Thanos

A big prune teleporting in space in need of his 6 special stones.
Has a rock fettish

Thanos likes em rocks ;)

by TheUrbanMeaning;) May 3, 2019

thanos

a drunk prune that goes around kidnapping gals to find the pebbles of the universe for him. After that, he snaps his fingers to kill his only family so he can meet mistress death.

#BETRAYAL

why you grounded?

I'm a Thanos.

by 12121212121212121212 January 3, 2020

Thanos

Thanos is a smart, sexy guy coming from the beautiful country of Greece.He's passion is towards women and chasing good life.Thanos mostly he's appearance is on point and it is mandatory to combine it with a sexy beard.Thanos' goal is to chase a financial freedom and raise his status.But he tends to have a hate towards African people and calling them with different ways(negros,mauros,arapis) he thinks they are useless and have no reason to exist.Thanos is a machine during sex asserting his dominance towards women in order after the sex to send them in the kitchen to make him a sandwich.

First Guy: oh crap there is an arapis over there.
Second Guy:You better hide him because Thanos is going to clap him.

by ThBoiiiiii November 20, 2021

Thanos

The definition of a god complex. He believes everyone should bow to him.

Thanos is so cute!
His dick is bigger than his god complex!

by Jake69420. November 20, 2021