student teacher

a basterd in college who thinks they're a teacher but in reality is in crippling debt

fuck the student teacher

by raybeez March 23, 2022

Students lounge

A euphemism for the bathroom, especially to skip class

Mr Smith can I use the students lounge?

by I Like To Define Words March 16, 2022

Hoosac Valley Student

A bunch of trash talking kids. Whom only get opportunities and succeed if they are dickheads and dress like dumpsters. The students are narrow-minded and refuse to accept different or any ideas because they cannot form their own. Hoosac Valley is definition torture and the students faces are even worse. PS: They are trash at sports.

Jan: “Oh you’re a Hoosac Valley Student, I didn’t know you were a dumpster fire.”
Fred: “Of course that’s how I got in!”

by NotSoTrashy October 21, 2021

F Student

The F students are the real inventors after they discover various way of destroying school computers, electrical outlets, toilets, etc. Why this is a thing, I have know idea.

Look, I put lead into my computers USB port.
Bro is an F student, he's the real inventor!

by KING_V May 17, 2025

The students grip

Sticking a long pencil sown the end of your dick with the tip facing outwards. You then have to write an entire essay without the teacher noticing. If your teacher does notice they get to shove as much stationary down the end of your dick as they please.

"Jacob, are you doing the students grip?"
"Yeah"
"Well I caught you, you know what that means now"
*teacher proceeds to stuff 7 pencils down the end of Jacob's schlong*

by Bath blaster January 11, 2022

National students day

National students day is when teachers give students no homework and no work is done on that day. Teacher need to give us money and student make the rules. It’s on November 1st

Teacher: guys open up to page 69
Student 1:no I won’t

Teacher: do it or else you go to the principal’s office
Student 1: nope

Teacher: fine I am writing the note
Student 1: no need to
Teacher: why
Student 2: it’s November 1st National students day
Teacher : oh crap

by Iamnotapersonwhodoeshomework October 25, 2023

Vietnamese high school student

A word used to refer to any students in Vietnamese from grade 10 to 12, esp. grade 12 (i.e. 17 years old). They are expected, by both their parents, peers, teachers, strangers and their Ministry of Education alike, to be human beings with extreme studying capabilities; includes but not limited to, these feats:
- Being able to study any subject(s) in a curriculum of 15+ subjects at an extreme high level, such that they MUST score 10 in National Examinations and any and ALL of its equivalents. Grades below 10 are NOT accepted by any way.
- Are so obedient that do not dare to say a word about MoE's recent changes.
- Are so confident in their skills, knowledge that, become totally inert to any changes made by the Ministry of Education.
- Are innocent enough to not know that MoE's livestream at 8:00 PM GMT+7:00 is a scripted re-run.
- Are very versatile that their 12 years of studying experience can factor into any jobs they like.

"That guy literally is a straight-A student in any subject in our curriculum! What monster is this!?
Must be a Vietnamese high school student."

by Vietnamese high school student April 24, 2020