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papa logic

Papa logic is the idea that we are all dads. I’m a dad, you’re a dad, we’re all dads. He, she, and they are dads, and we’re all papas.
Person 1: “Dude, Mason’s such a dad
Person 2: “Ya man, and JD really understands that papa logic”
by papa triesty June 1, 2018
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Angora logic

A form of logic which is synonymous with fuzzy logic. Predominantly used in business.
The IT team uses angora logic to confuse the business.
by Michelle Thomas July 7, 2008
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Cartoon Logic

AKA Cartoon Physics.

A law in cartoons that states that if something impossible would be amusing if it actually happened, then it will happen.

That's not the entire rule, either; see below.
The full definition of Cartoon Logic is as follows:

*Should the character be able to do this?

> Yes No

*Would it be funny if they couldn't?

> Yes No

*They can't do it.

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*Should the character be able to do this?

Yes > No

*Would it be funny if they could?

> Yes No

*They can do it.

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*Should the character be able to do this?

> Yes No

*Would it be funny if they couldn't?

Yes > No

*They can do it.

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*Should the character be able to do this?

Yes > No

*Would it be funny if they could?

Yes > No
*They can't do it.
by Ubeenbamboozledson June 5, 2021
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Cow Logic

Of no logical sense and/or reasoning.

People refer to Cow Logic as the utter non sense spoken by "cow". This bitch thinks he can make a cursor controlled mod menu in CFG. CFG has no logic but he says he makes his own "cow logic"

Thus.
Cow is an illogical derp.
Person 1:Wow, did you see my scores on my Math Final
Person 2: Yeah, must have been using cow logic LOL
Person 3: LOL WRECKED.
by JewHatesCow October 28, 2011
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Stoff Logic

Thoughts or ideas that make no logical sense and often contradict themselves.
Retard: Tin cans are made of aluminum

Black Guy: Dat's some Stoff Logic right dere!
by PinkiePieMLP October 7, 2012
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Cartoon logic

Logic based on fallacies that cannot be backed up by actual evidence. Like building a fire underwater, their logic is flawed and childish
“Hey did you know that I’ve gotten straight A’s throughout high school, so know I’m definitely going to get a scholarship

Shut up you weirdo book worm. You have cartoon logic. No college wants a nerd who plays no sports.
by spicy mayo August 23, 2020
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Georg Logic

When you are just dumb your logic is called Georg Logic
Someone: "There are to many, to many speaking in voice chat of choice!" Twenty minutes later: "It is to quiet in this voice chat!"
Someone else: "boi this Georg Logic!"
by BlackLightDragon August 22, 2020
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