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White Bearded Lie

A Lie that is socially acceptable to perpetrate in order to evoke/indoctrinate a particular behavior or belief from an individual or group of people.
Examples of "White Bearded Lie":

If you are good all year Santa will bring you presents for Christmas.

Yes fluffy will go to heaven.

If you lie your nose will grow long.

Too much TV will make your eyes go square.

Sexual Intercourse is something that happens between a man and a woman who love each other very much.
by Santas little helper September 11, 2012
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Your Lie In April

A verb.

When a piece of media gets you invest in a romantic relationship just to kill of one of the characters to a chronic disease, ultimately making the viewer depressed.

Often used to describe a feeling gotten while viewing a piece of media.

Comes from the Anime “Your Lie In April”, but not exclusive to it.
I wouldn’t watch that show, it your lie In April’s you

I swear, if this show your lie in April’s me I am going to freak the fuck out
by ShouldnotbeTrusted July 19, 2023
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nipples don't lie

something to say to a female when she says she's not cold, but she truly is
Abby: "Oh, I'm not cold at all. I'm just fine."
Alan: "Nipples don't lie. Put on my blouse."
by von groovy September 14, 2019
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Personal Panic Lie

When you imagine a scenario in which common sense tells you that you will never be in, but you want to prove a point to someone, someday, somewhere.
a) "yeah, i should pack the toolkit, manicure set and superglue, might need that when i get there"
b) "your going to the corner shop"
a) "just had a personal panic lie (ppl) sorry"
b) "breathe"
by idontlikemushrooms December 13, 2012
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Lord of the Rings lie-in

When you stay in bed for so long that the time in bed exceeds the 'normal' sleep duration by approximately 9 hours and 18 minutes ( the duration of all three lord of the rings films without extended the editions).

It is also worth noting that an 'extended Lord of the Rings lie-in' exceeds 11 hours 20 minutes of 'normal' sleep time due to that being as long as the extended edition of the trilogy.
'Ahh Dave's having a Lord of the Rings lie-in after getting particularly messy last night'
by bisonman May 27, 2015
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JJ lie ties

Oh no, I had a mental break down and my JJ lie ties are “acting up
by Rich Tea 😎 🤑 September 28, 2021
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Dude don't lie

A Philism used to fill a lull in conversation or as a pathetic comeback to a derogatory quip. Most often used excessively in conjunction with “what are you doing?”
Phil: Mike what are you doing?

Mike: Checking out Craig’s list

Phil: Dude don’t lie

Dan: Phil was so drunk he took point with the FUF again.

Phil: Dude don’t lie she had a good personality.
by Hooter Hunter August 25, 2004
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