trap lettuce

A term for marijuana ( that good kush )

Yo Jake you tryna get some trap lettuce?

by Vape lord jake May 23, 2018

Father Lettuce

Father Lettuce is the name of the man who fears no God

"Hey, have you seen Father Lettuce today?"
"Who tf-"

by RemyTheRat August 23, 2021

lettucing

When you want to sing and enjoy a band from the early 2000s named after a food court.

Lettucing, lettucing. Lettucing, lettucing.

by Mr. Good Sir the 14th August 22, 2025

Lap Lettuce

It's just like how lettuce is slang for the hair on your head except it's referring to your pubes.

Those hippies have gross braids and hairy pits, you just know that they have a disgusting amount of lap lettuce!

by JizzedOn June 4, 2025

lettuce pile

a pile of anything but lettuce

Person 1: Hey bro you should clean up that lettuce pile
Person 2: What?

by GeeLuver September 12, 2022

Gay lettuce sex

Gay lettuce proceeding to resign to his position in life.

Person A: Wow, you fell for that trap?
Person B: yeah...
Person A: You Gay Lettuce Sex

by BlatherskiteStudios November 14, 2019

lettuce wagon

Garbage truck.

Don't get behind a lettuce wagon, they stink.

by BlackSage May 21, 2018