blacktail deer

A species of deer belonging to the west coast having a different antler pattern than the whitetail and more like mule deer. Blacktail deer are often hunting in harsh conditions and steep terrain. After a successful blacktail hunt with deer on their backs hunter will say something like "that hike would have killed a whitetail hunter" or "I wish I could have been one of those treestand hunters"

man those blacktail deer are called ghosts of the forest for a reason!

by Wild man sam February 27, 2021

Deer

A dick.

Rodger's doesn't actually have a deer. His deer is nonexistent.

by Balatro February 19, 2023

Deering

Jumping around in rage during fight when you’re trying to prove a point because you have too much energy in your body.

Stop deering- Dude you’re deering right now.

by Magba June 15, 2022

water deer

a mix between a dog and a deer that usually has vampire fangs and kinda looks retarded

mike:kyle why do you look so much like a water deer
kyle:...

by =======. October 1, 2019

Parkin Deer

A unique and funny way to announce that you have to use the bathroom or you just farted
May also be linked to the assumption that "Deer Park" bottled water may have traces of actual Deer droppings in it

Took ya long enough, what were ya doin, parkin deer?

by D-Llamas June 11, 2011

Deer child

If she calls him this, she is actually referring to her future boyfriend.

Niall is such a deer child.

by REEEETIMREEEE December 29, 2017

calling the deer

The yelling/groaning/shouting sound one makes when vomiting his/her guts up from a night of excessive drinking.

"After we got home from the bar last night, I was calling the deer until, like, 5:00a.m. It was rough."

"I know, dude. I think everybody west of the Mississippi could hear you."

by J. Grizzle November 10, 2013