shit pig penis wig

When you fuck a pig in its ass while its taking a shit and twirl you dick around in it and then you take the shit off of your dick that slightly resembles a wig on your penis and you eat it

Wow, I really gave that a pig a shit pig penis wig

by Anal suck January 14, 2021

Jizz Wig

1. Another name for a Condom, or "Jimmy Hat" used in strange parts of the world.

2. When a person ejaculates onto the head of another person creating a miniature hair-do out of the semen.

3. When a person that has ejaculate or semen on their head uses the sticky substance as a hardening gel to stylize their hair in a fashionable way.

Yeah bro, we ended up getting tooted at the party then came home and I busted a Jizz Wig all over they head. They looked up at me like, "oh hell naw" it was dope!

by herbertonic June 19, 2023

wig blast

When you are driving in a convertible car, the wind catches your wing and blasts it off.

Dude, put the roof down, i've just had a wig blast

by DanSatch March 20, 2017

Fresh wig?

The act of having a new hair doo or the maintenice of a pre- existing hair style.

(Girl walks in the room)

Boy: Fresh wig?

Girl: Yea you know I had to get my hair done.

by gflu July 31, 2009

Wig

Short for Wigger meaning white person acting like a nigger

Hey look at that wig

by Gyp December 09, 2021

Wig

A lame person or situation unbelievable.

The game was canceled . Man, that's the wig .

by B'ree January 20, 2020

Wig

When you‘re impressed or blown away by something, it means that it amazed you so much that your wig or someone else’s wig flew off.

Wow, that performance was amazing. They wigged!
Your presentation was so good, wig!

by Ultimatewigmaster February 27, 2025