hag wagon

A big, frumpy, sloppy slob of a white woman. Often loud mouths, stinky, and think every man wants them.

She looks like the queen of all hags and hagdom everywhere! She's a hag wagon!

by Lil' Taste October 24, 2016

cock wagon

Phrase used when under extreme stress or trying to make people leave you alone by acting like you have turrets.

While sitting around doing nothing Jim just started yelling "COCK WAGON WAGON WAGON WAGON"

by benny 64 January 29, 2009

ass wagon

A vehicle used for transporting slutty girls. Can be used as an insult by indicating that the person in question belongs on an ass wagon.

"You're calling me a slut? Girl you're the one that rides the ass wagon all the time!"

by ShoeFullOfBailles October 14, 2014

gay wagon

Bryan

Bryan is a gay wagon

by Ronnie the bird July 25, 2016

poon wagon

a sexual or romantic bandwagon; to be on the poon wagon means to be in a relationship or simply getting tons of ass. Typically a phrase used towards males.

Rodney: Hey man you've been hitting on her for weeks, just hop on the poon wagon already.

by BallsDeepInVaseline September 29, 2011

Jazz Wagon

Synonymous with "vagina."

"He totally just tried to touch my jazz wagon."

by Kellyallupinyourinterweb October 4, 2007

shaggin wagon

a 1992 blue dodge caravan found in downers grove illinois which is used for transportation of many passengers and also is used for fucking

look there goes petey in his shaggin wagon

by peteyrex June 23, 2008