A guy who hides behind a momma's boy facade and will go out of his way to butter you up, so long as it's convenient for him. Has to frequently repeat to people how "nice" and "optimistic" he is, while insisting "I'm not a fuckboy".
He won't dump his girlfriend until he has the next one lined up and ready to jump into - has no issue leading them both on until the "side girl" concedes to being more than a booty call for him.
Will manhandle his partner in public and physically pull her away from other men, even if they aren't speaking to one another, and insists on having her account passwords even though he "forgets" his. Often asks to have his own free time but will not let his partner have hers.
If you confront him, he will cry and guilt trip you into apologizing for being upset with his actions.
Will also blatantly ignore a safe word until he's satisfied himself.
Your safety comes second to his entertainment.
He will lash out at his romantic partner's friends and drive them off one by one until all she has is him, thus forcing her to solely depend on him for comfort and emotional support.
Most common "bait" he uses with girls:
"I've never loved anyone like I love you, I feel like I can let my walls down with you."
He won't dump his girlfriend until he has the next one lined up and ready to jump into - has no issue leading them both on until the "side girl" concedes to being more than a booty call for him.
Will manhandle his partner in public and physically pull her away from other men, even if they aren't speaking to one another, and insists on having her account passwords even though he "forgets" his. Often asks to have his own free time but will not let his partner have hers.
If you confront him, he will cry and guilt trip you into apologizing for being upset with his actions.
Will also blatantly ignore a safe word until he's satisfied himself.
Your safety comes second to his entertainment.
He will lash out at his romantic partner's friends and drive them off one by one until all she has is him, thus forcing her to solely depend on him for comfort and emotional support.
Most common "bait" he uses with girls:
"I've never loved anyone like I love you, I feel like I can let my walls down with you."
Girl going to a friend about Cody - (The Bad Variant):
"Hey, we need to talk."
"What's up?"
"It's about Cody."
"I'm sorry... are you okay?"
After he leapfrogs to another girl in the same circle:
"Oooo, she's dating now?"
"Yeah, but... she's dating Cody."
"Oh no..."
"Hey, we need to talk."
"What's up?"
"It's about Cody."
"I'm sorry... are you okay?"
After he leapfrogs to another girl in the same circle:
"Oooo, she's dating now?"
"Yeah, but... she's dating Cody."
"Oh no..."
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The latest tactic employed is to fit the mango-van with an icecream van speaker so as to trick innocent children.
The latest tactic employed is to fit the mango-van with an icecream van speaker so as to trick innocent children.
"Oh shit! RUN! It's the mango-van!"
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Get the The Mango-Van mug.Quite unflatteringly put, the party van is a slightly tired 1993 plymouth voyager. However, thats not where the magic ends. This said van is driven around the tri-state area by a crowd of rowdy teenagers to let others know that a party is, in fact, going to go down tonight, or soon thereafter. The party van is differentiated by the other ten zillion voyagers in the road due to the lynard skynard, rush, rob zombie, etc. blaring from it, and the constant commands of those inside to "ROCK THIS BITCH!!!", which refers to the passengers moving from side to side, causing the entire party van to shake violently on its already weak suspension. When not in use to notify an impending party, the party van sits in a dark garage, watching, waiting....keep an eye out for the party van in your tri-state area...
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