tight trumpet

When the lips touch the anus, and the recipient farts and the trumpet "player" blows out of their lips creating a trumpet noise.

Helen is the best tight trumpet player I've had, so good that I released my bowels...

by GoodnCrazyMan February 07, 2017

Holy Trumpet

Similar to a brainer when smoking a joint, you put a joint in your ass and fart a nasty brainer into another person's mouth. That person will be on their knees accepting the brainer, in a praying position. While pinching the joint in the ass, it's guaranteed to make a high pitched horn sound. Hence, a Holy Trumpet.

She blew the nastiest Holy Trumpet the other night. Knocked me on my ass so hard I got religious for a minute.

by Dean Modified October 03, 2014

bum trumpet

An extremely loud fart made deliberately

Johnny let out a bum trumpet while sitting on the couch with his sister.

by cold_eyes May 31, 2014

Wetlipping a trumpet

The act of playing a wind instrument with one's genitalia, specifically the vagina and or anal cavity.

I joined the marching band to see the football game free, but I stayed to because Katy wouldn't stop wetlipping a trumpet

by Trandolph1 May 05, 2018

Oo Trumpet

blowing into a womans vigina while eating her out and pushing on her stomach with ur lips still on her clit

Brian like to Oo Trumpet with Mary

by Jessica Grant January 10, 2004

trumpet fudge

Shitty residue left on knob after faecal foraging,

My cock were full of trumpet fudge after I had piped her arse

by Engleflange Mcmangletrumpet March 10, 2014

trumpet hoe

i bitch who won’t shut the fuck up and sounds like a trumpet

have you ever met rebecca?
yeah she’s such a trumpet hoe!

by beepboopbopbitch September 05, 2019