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Not my barrel of toads

To refer to a situation or event where one does not wish to be a part. This is equivalent to the popular phrase "Not my circus, not my monkeys".
"Hey man if I don't pass this test my parents are gonna kill me, can you help me study?"
"Sorry man not my barrel of toads"
by ToadNose January 17, 2024
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Toad

Used to describe short people who are slow ugly, wear all pink, and who drool all over the Minister
She looked just like a toad
by SunnyStormiSuperLazy April 15, 2022
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Pipa pipa toad

When a man and a woman have sex and the man ejaculates on the woman's back. The woman allows the semen to dry and does not wash it off right away. Named after the Pipa Pipa Toad, who carries it's eggs on it's back, where they are fertilized by the male toad.
Ya'll try that pipa pipa toad lastnight? You know your girl is ready for a baby when she let's that dry.
by HandofGlory December 16, 2016
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toad tongue

when the flaps of skin from your ballsack hang out of your zipper, to make this possible you have to secure your testicles within the domicile of the pants.
So we were at Joe dogs, and i brang out the toad tongue and got kicked out of joe dogs.
by majormagoo January 18, 2009
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toad muffin

A warty vagina, or a vagina with many warts.
1) you could go with classic urban dictionary explanations like:
"Dude I slept with this girl last night and she was a total toad muffin...I think I'll hit her up again"

2) or you could go for the month python approach
"I have found the holy grail of women. She was a total toad muffin"

3) use as an insult to someone who slept with your ex:
"I BET HE TURNED YOU INTO A FUCKING TOAD MUFFIN, U FACKIN SKANK"

4) use for anyone you generally can't stand
"Why do you have to act like such a toad muffin all the time?"

5) or talk about a cat:
"Carl was petrified by the toad muffin. Like literally. He's made of stone now."

6) tinder:
"met a hot chick on tinder. We tried to Netflix and chill but then I saw her toad muffin ):"
by Wart Lips November 20, 2015
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Met the toad

Experiencing a completely different outlook on life after taking psychedelics (like Mike tyson after smoking DMT)
Experiencing a completely different outlook on life after taking psychedelics (like Mike tyson after smoking DMT)

“What happened to Mathew?he used to be so angry all the time.”
“He met the toad after taking shrooms and now he gardens to get rid of all his frustrations “
by suckmah October 27, 2020
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Foot Toad

Mario character “toad” on one single foot. WARNING FOOT TOADS ARE EXTREMELY DANGEROUS AND IF YOU SEE ONE COMING...RUN.
Oh my gosh it’s a foot toad!!
Run!!

*dies*
by Hoe3336 April 5, 2019
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