Bloody Starfish

One who has purposefully given themselves a bloody butthole.

Carl: Hey Jimmy I saw your video last night of your bloody starfish….It was kinda hot and turned me on.

Jimmy: Thank’s Carl I really appreciate you supporting my videos…even if they are a little gory

by Bloody starfish man September 27, 2021

Deviated Starfish

When the sphincter of the male human body has been abused in such a fashion the trajectory of the bowel movement now hits the ball sack.

Ryen took his girl out for an evening of passion and drinks. To his surprise he woke the next morning to a empty bed a bloody strap on and a Deviated Starfish.

by andypal February 15, 2019

Dented starfish

The result of an unsuccessful attempt to perform anal sex, whether male or female. The anus will be clean, reddish in color and concave from multiple attempts.

Brian told me he had a "dented starfish" thanks to Jacks relentless efforts on his 1st anal experience.

Ryan wants me so bad... He knows I'm a virgin back there but has problem giving me a "dented starfish" until it happens.

by Clifford "The Mayor" August 07, 2024

Saved that starfish

A phrase used when one solves a minute problem.

It is particularly useful when others in close proximity are unnecessarily stressed over the aforementioned bother.

A professor is giving a lecture with a PowerPoint. One slide has a minor typo and the entire class becomes disgruntled. Annoyed by the complaining students, and his embarrassing blunder, the professor edits the PowerPoint and mutters, “whew, we saved that starfish.”

by TheSavedStarfish May 29, 2021

exploding starfish

When one sits down to defecate and an uncontrolled sneeze or cough causes a sudden full force purge through one's butthole.

I was smoking on the toilet and coughed. It was the worst exploding starfish of my life. Totally blown out for a second.

by Half Time July 19, 2021

death by chocolate starfish

n. A truly revolting, nauseous guff. Capable of really making squeamish people shout soup!

Ugh, that's fucking disgusting. Its like death by chocolate starfish.

by nuttershamrockshinboner July 11, 2023

dry starfish

The condition that develops when one continuously wipes their ass until it dries out, possibly until it bleeds.

Dude, I shouldn't have eaten that Mexican food, I've had to shit so much that I have a dry starfish

by Kab00se December 12, 2016