"Poor young lad, should've never snorted santa's salt."
Timothy: ooooOOOOOHHH MY GOOOODDD
Barbara: Tim, what's wrong?
Timothy: YEAAAAAAAHHHH
Barbara: Why are you sprinting?
Timothy: MMMMMMMM WAAAHHHHH...feels gooood...BA
Timothy: ooooOOOOOHHH MY GOOOODDD
Barbara: Tim, what's wrong?
Timothy: YEAAAAAAAHHHH
Barbara: Why are you sprinting?
Timothy: MMMMMMMM WAAAHHHHH...feels gooood...BA
by Big Manu January 22, 2008
Get the santa's saltmug. When your jeans absorb salt through snow found in parking lots & the like and create a white lines at the cuffs of one's jeans. This occurs after every winter snow fall in northern climates as salt from the roads gets all over your feet and soaks your jeans. The rings creep up your jeans from the bottom up and create a white line ring around them.
"Why aren't you going out tonight?" "I have no clean jeans and need to do laundry because all of them have salt legs."
by cjcooter January 16, 2014
Get the salt legsmug. by Mygrayne November 12, 2020
Get the Veruca Saltmug. 'Salt test' is the act of testing if someone is a lizard alien by throwing salt in their eyes. If this causes them to twitch (giving them the 'salt twitch'), they are likely extraterrestrial reptilians.
by anonymous September 27, 2021
Get the Salt twitchmug. by Herm Fern January 10, 2014
Get the Snail Saltmug. I’m not to sure what it means I heard my Canadian coworker say it at somebody who cut him off it traffic now I say it
by Mustyass808 October 31, 2020
Get the salt poundermug. 