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santa's salt

"Poor young lad, should've never snorted santa's salt."

Timothy: ooooOOOOOHHH MY GOOOODDD
Barbara: Tim, what's wrong?
Timothy: YEAAAAAAAHHHH
Barbara: Why are you sprinting?
Timothy: MMMMMMMM WAAAHHHHH...feels gooood...BA
by Big Manu January 22, 2008
mugGet the santa's saltmug.

salt legs

When your jeans absorb salt through snow found in parking lots & the like and create a white lines at the cuffs of one's jeans. This occurs after every winter snow fall in northern climates as salt from the roads gets all over your feet and soaks your jeans. The rings creep up your jeans from the bottom up and create a white line ring around them.
"Why aren't you going out tonight?" "I have no clean jeans and need to do laundry because all of them have salt legs."
by cjcooter January 16, 2014
mugGet the salt legsmug.

salted pork?

by Ethastum January 20, 2022
mugGet the salted pork?mug.

Veruca Salt

Easily the best grunge/women's rock band of the 1990's.
Hey jason, Did you hear Veruca Salt's new album?
No, I'll have to check it out sometime.
by Mygrayne November 12, 2020
mugGet the Veruca Saltmug.

Salt twitch

'Salt test' is the act of testing if someone is a lizard alien by throwing salt in their eyes. If this causes them to twitch (giving them the 'salt twitch'), they are likely extraterrestrial reptilians.
My boss had the salt twitch when I tested her, then she had the nerve to fire ME for it.
by anonymous September 27, 2021
mugGet the Salt twitchmug.

Snail Salt

To place ones flaccid penis across the upper lip of another male who has passed out.
Do y'all remember when he performed the snail salt on him? Don't worry we took plenty of pictures.
by Herm Fern January 10, 2014
mugGet the Snail Saltmug.

salt pounder

I’m not to sure what it means I heard my Canadian coworker say it at somebody who cut him off it traffic now I say it
Fuck you, you fuckin salt pounder
by Mustyass808 October 31, 2020
mugGet the salt poundermug.

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